The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

*Wakes up*
...
I feel pain in my chest...
*looks down*
...
There goes my lungs.
*passes out due to lack of oxygen*
(subject)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Puts subject BT on a iron lung*

Yeah, subject Toast is too resourceful, subject Sas. *nod*

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm...
I shall have to find someone of no use at all to the world then, subject Vee.

...Simon Cowell it is!

 

[Baby Eater]

For what subject Vaude?

 

[DJude]

What the!? Stay dead dammit!
*hits BLT over the head with a sledge hammer*
i'm almost done, can't have you moving around, y'might cause the vials of mercury in your brain to break prematurely...
*takes a pair of pliers and tightens the left axle in BLT's back*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Wakes up gasping for air*
Son of a *****!
What did you do subject Vaud-
...
*looks at subject Nev*
Oh ************....
*is knocked out*

 

[Rainboq]

Spoiler: Fun? What's that?

 

[DJude]

i said stop moving!
*straps BLT's head to the table and continues working*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm back from eating and talking to my Sensei's sister. I have a performance on the 26 at the U.S.S Midway for Soran Bushi.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I-I just wanted to save you, subject BT!

Perfect, subject Sas~

Oh nothing, subject Toast, heh.

 

[Sassafrass]

I shall place him on the tracks immediately, subject Vee.

 

[Baby Eater]

Teeeeeeeell me subject Vaude DX.

Subject Max on TTYD I'm fighting a skeleton pirate with a cane sword

 

[DJude]

Wait, you wanted to save him Subject Vaude?
*looks at BLT on the table bleeding all over the place*
........ohhh shit..... ah well, too late to stop now
*Nev takes two scalpels in each hand and picks at the various organs, mechanisms, and Ford parts in BLT's chest*
Huh, whats this?
*Nev cuts something open*
*blood gushes in Nev's face*
Oh, thats what that is, huh, thought i replaced that already...
*rips out BLT's heart and replaces it with a mini hadron collider*

 

[Roxas1359]

Do Subjects know what Soran Bushi even is?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, no.
No, I don't.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Shh~ Subject Tosat. XD

*Watches surgery guiltily*

Can't wait, subject Sas!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Pounces subject Vaude* Tell me!

Bushi wha subject Max?

 

[DJude]

Okay, i'm.. allllmoost... done!
Subjects, i present to you..

Spoiler: *Nev slams the hood down and backs away to let the others see BLT*

The new Subject BLT!

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Vee, we forgot the train. ><

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Son of a...
We're really idiots, subject Sas ><

Good job, subject Nev...*Sighs a little*

No, subject Toast! XD