The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

I can't die either...and I don't know Japanese!

Watch this!
*plants a nuke in my stomach*
You ready for the trick!?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Watches subject BT fight*
Yes, the mind control is working...
And working well.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hey! I can hear you in my head Subject Sas! Can you hear me in yours!
What do we do with the drunken sailor!*sings horribly*
*throws a bubble shield over Subject Vaudess then sets off the Nuke*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Blinks*
Subjects...?

 

[DJude]

*sits next to Vaude in the bubble*
...well, it was kinda expected, most people here are completely mad...

 

[Sassafrass]

This is only supposed to be one way, subject BT.
Would you kindly tell me what the hell you did?!

Yes, subject Vee?

 

[Baby Eater]

*plays Bink's Sake on violin* I love this song subjects.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

By getting with your mother, Bow chicka wow wow!

*comes into the bubble shield*
HELP ME!
SUBJECT SAS IS CONTROLING MY HEAD! NOW IT HURTS!
IT WASN'T ME FIGHTING YOU SUBJECT VENN! SUBJECT SAS MIND CONTROLLED ME!

 

[DJude]

Argh! *trys pushing BLT out of the bubble*
c'mon Subject BLT! this bubbles too small for the three of us!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

BUT SUBJECT SAS IS CONTROLLING MY HEAD AND!
*deactivates the shield*
OH GOD SUBJECT SAS YOU ARE EVIL!

 

[DJude]

Better... and now *accompanies Toast on the piano playing Binks Sake*

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, duh.
Now, would you kindly go to the roof, subject BT?

[sup]...Evilgasm![/sup]

 

[Baby Eater]

*jumps into bubble still playing violin* Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho subjects!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Comes back in, and is a skeleton*
HELP ME! HELP! HELP!
OH GOD HE IS EATING MY BRAIN!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Hums along* Subjects you certainly have a talent.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OH GOD! SON OF A *****! MY HEAD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Falls over unconscious*

 

[DJude]

Yo-hohohoooo, Yo-hohohooo, Yo-hohohoooo, Yo-hohohooo
Binkusu no sake o, todoke ni yuku yo, umikaze kimakase namimakase
Shio no mukou de, yuuhi mo sawagu, sora nya wa wo kaku, tori no uta
Sayonara minato, Tsumugi no sato yo, do to icchou utao, funade no uta
Kinpa-ginpa mo shibuki ni kaete, oretacha yuku zo, umi no kagiri...

 

[Sassafrass]

...Uhh, subject BT?
That isn't me...hang on...Hannibal?!

What? I was hungry!

So you decided to eat him from the inside out?!

Yeah...

Idiot! Get back in my mind and we'll talk about this later!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Sas! Why do you want to kill everyone! Especially Subject Vaudess! Shes nice and sweet and smells like roses sometimes and roses smells good and she doesn't care that I am totally psychopathic and treats me like a regular human being

 

[Sassafrass]

...Fuck!
That isn't me, that must be ME!!!!!
FUCK! Quick, kill me, subject BT, it's the only way!!!
AH, SASSY!!! You miserable bastard! Surely you'd let me have a little fun with the subjects before I kill them all?