The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Psycho-Sas, how kind, would you like some tea?
And you too, subjects?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

UM! SUBJECT VAUDESS! WHAT THE FUCK!

 

[DJude]

Why thank you Subejct Vaude
*takes tea*

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, please subject Vee.
(What, virus guy, BT?)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

(...Were you not paying attention?)
*Spits in Subject VENNS tea*
WHERES MY BODY!

 

[Sassafrass]

(BT, it is 7.15am here and I've been awake for 20 hours.
My mind isn't fully functioning right now. It's basically on auto-pilot.)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

(Oh..well then lets say he died...)

 

[DJude]

*spin kicks BLT*
Don't fuck with my tea

*looks around the room*
uhhh, ah! there it is!
*points to BLTs broken and bloody body with a halberd sticking out of it*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
*It sets on fire*
...I hate you Subject VENN. I hate you.
You owe me, go get me one of those head tanks from Futurama.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Pours fresh cup*
Subject BT, do you need to be reanimated?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
*body explodes*
No...No I fucking don't.

Just get me one of the head tanks from Futurama already!

 

[Sassafrass]

Thanks for the tea, subject Vee. *Takes sip* Mmmm.
This is liquid crack!

 

[Baby Eater]

*puts subject BT in a fish bowl*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh stop showing off Subject Sas, you with your arms!

Ok...Now pick me up and put me on a shelf im going to yell at you guys more!

 

[DJude]

*walks back in with a head tank for BLT*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Hops into that*
Ok! Time to yell at you guys!

First YOU! Subject VAUDEss! When I said I needed medical assistance, I didn't mean cut my god damn head off!
Number 2: You let Subject VENN do it! I am close to not trusting him with a weapon!

Now you Subject VENN: Why did you cut my fucking head off! There was no need to! All you had to do was cut me a little bit! And no more Halberds! Or Katanas! For a week!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject BT, you worry far too much, I've treated far worse. *Dons nurse outfit and goes to find 'donor'*, Tell me, what do you want your new body to be like?

 

[Baby Eater]

I'm gonna go to bed subjects *hugs all* goodnight.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hmmm, make it like a uhhh, OH put me in a Big Daddy suit! Ive always wanted to do that...Oh and next time something like this happens, NO MORE MEDICAL SUPPLIES FOR YOU!

Get the hell off of me Subject Toast im in no mood!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Goodnight, subject Toast! *hugs*

Subject BT, this is my medical ward, and I'm in control over whether you ever have arms again, no more yelling or I'll feed you fish food. *Smiles before going to look for a 'donor'*