The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

Okay, now the old man picked up the dog and ran off, the guy in the bikini just placed the tray on his head and walked off, and it looks like something else is going on but i can't really tell...

Subject Max, super crack, but seriously, i'm watching this all happen right now, if i had a camera or something i'd take a picture or something...

now a waiter of some sort just road by on a two seater bike with a mermaid on the back...

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn maybe it's a costume party?

 

[DJude]

oh wait, good, it turns out i'm not hallucinating due to some form of drug, i just saw a camera crew walk off and are talking amongst themselves... and the old man and guy in the bikini are coming back, the old man has the dog with him, and the waiter person is riding back with the mermaid... okay, i'm not insane, they were filming something, i don't know what but i know it was something...

bugger this place is weird...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, maybe it's some filming for a strange porno? You never know. And people are very strange.

 

[DJude]

Actually, i kinda think i know what it was, i've noticed that something like this'll happen at least once a month, i recognize the camera guy, he works at this convenience store that i used to go to and me an' him would also joke about weird stuff and he'd talk about how he would want to try and make little independant films with some of it, so i bet thats what hes doing...

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn reminds me of a Maplestory commercial.

"Why's that pig have a tophat?"
"Because it can!"

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I just kept pushing a button in my game and it gave me a perk for apparently being good with alien weaponry. Apparently buttons are a weapon for the aliens.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max I just got a hilarious mental image of you unknowingly nuking the surrounding area with that button.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, no but you actually can do that in the game. You can also call orbital strikes like I have. I saw a Yao Guai get blown up in one. Yao Guais are bears, and I thought that I killed smokey. No the button instead released a bunch of creatures, people, and robots that started killing each other for my entertainment.

 

[DJude]

Subjects, keyloggers are fun...

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max that reminds me of a Shivering Isles mission where 3 adventurers go through a dungeon and I was above them in a room with two buttons. One killed them and the other destroyed their minds.3 rooms 1 for each adventurer killed

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, remember this is by the same developers of that game and it's DLC and they've improved in many ways. For one, watching an alien pounding on the door for help as you pour liquid nitrogen all over him and his comrades freezing them to death.

 

[DJude]

Subjects, i present to you...

ºº Celeste & Liam's Random conversation ºº (Liam's a friend of Cel)
Liam: Thats okay. You can be my ears, I'll be your eyes.
Cel:Which way now?
Liam: Wha?
Cel: WHICH WAY!
Liam: ***** say what?
Cel: You call me a *****?
Liam: How do I ball you a witch?
Cel: Jesus Christ your useless! * walks off in a huff and into a wall *
Liam: Cheese and Rice is nasty.

like i said, keyloggers are fun...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, apparently so.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn what's a keylogger?

Subject Max still not as fun as making a guy become a ghost for a second,hear his life regrets,then watch him scream like a little girl when he's revived.

 

[DJude]

....
Why is it always like this whenever i'm on anymore? it's only the three of us, i hardly see anyone like Vaude, Smag, BLT, GG, M2, Soda, etc.
Why is that?

Subject Toast, it's a thing you can set on a computer to log absolutely everything that goes on on that specific computer...
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god damn this is bloody strange, those guys are redoing whatever it is theyre doing.... that old man seems really pissed at that dog in the tophat...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Well hello there subjects, say hi to Scruffy.

Scruffy says hi.

And subject VENN, I'm usually on at the same time as you.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, ah but can you put a live grenade in a persons pants and watch chaos unfold? And can you stalk people while being invisible with a gun that turns them into goo?
Subject Venn:
Subject GG hasn't been here in a long time.
Subejct Vaude has terrible internet.
Subject M2 hasn't been here in ages.
Subject Soda has homework to do because he is now taking AP class like myself.
Subject Smag has a girlfriend and was on a while ago, etc.

 

[DJude]

Which is why i didn't include you in the list of people Subject Fury...

Subject Max, thank you for that summary ¬_¬

why can't there be more insomniacs like me.... why?!


also, exactly where does Subject Smag live?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max I can put a potion in there pants so when they battle me and they drink it they'll explode.

Subject Venn because half of the people are in a different timezone.