The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lambi]

Yes I do, subject Sas. And the spin wheel.
Who should go first?

[sup]One: I'll understand then if you'll take longer to post.
Two: I hope you have fun.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm...toss a coin for it, subject Lambi?

[sup]One: Thanks. *Glares at phone*
Two: BOSS FIGHT! Which is about the tenth one I've had in 5 hours of playing.
They like bosses then.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

You toss it, subject Sas.

[sup]One: Why did you glare at your phone?
Two: They're probably easy, then. FFIX starts with nothing BUT boss battles, it seems.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Very well, subject Lambi. *Flips coin* Heads or tails?

[sup]One: Long story but I've turned my mobile phone into a wireless modem, hence the fact my connection pisses out all the time and is annoying at times.
Two: Some are, some aren't. I got owned by the one I was fighting. Good job they place you about 15 seconds away from the fight. You need to have the right Paradigm activated to get anywhere near some of them.[/sup]

 

[Sleekgiant]

Subjects, what is going on today

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*The ground bubbled and burns,as a shadow creeps up from a melted pool of cement,then covers itself in the cement*
*A few seconds after the cement has dried cracks appear*
*Cement flies everywhere as it explodes outwards and I am left standing where it was*
Hello subjects
*Hangs up coat and hat*

 

[Lambi]

Heads, subject Sas.

Subject Sleek, we're celebrating my 21st birthday today.

Hello ,subject Lycan.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

awesome subject Lambi
*Walks off to find cake gun and a gift*

 

[Sassafrass]

Heads it is, subject Lambi.
Heyo, subjects Lycan and Sleek.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Subject Lambi your avatar is gone also

[HEADING=1]HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAMBI[/HEADING]

 

[Lambi]

Subject Lycan, we already have a cake. And I've already cut it into even slices for everyone to get.

Subject Sleek, thank you and too bad you don't see it. Maybe it'll come later today.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Awwwwww dammit
*Instead find chocolate gun*
*Shoots table*
*It becomes incased in chocolate*
Where is your new avatar from subject Lambi?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Subject Lambi it works now, also I'm reading El Goonish Shive now

 

[Lambi]

I have no idea, subject Lycan. I was given the picture to have fun with resizing and cropping. I decided to have it as my avatar for now. Also, I can't eat too much candy or my teeth will scream in agony. But it's the thought that counts so I say thank you.

Good to hear on both things, subject Sleek.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Oh no that's not for you subject Lambi
*Snaps fingers*
*Large creature made out of shadow walks into room and devours whole table*
I was bored and wanted to feed Boris,give me a moment
*Walks into office and closes door behind*
*Tinkering is heard*

 

[Lambi]

I see, subject Lycan. Either way, I wouldn't have been able to eat one bite of it.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*opens door slightly*
Subject Lambi has eaten a lot today I take it?
*Pulls out blowtorch and puts on welders mask*

 

[Lambi]

No, subject Lycan. As I said, my teeth don't approve of too many sweets. A.k.a. I can't eat more then one bite out of any candy before needing to stop so my teeth won't be screaming in agony.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Ah,well I'm terrible at judging what people mean subject Lambi,please forgive that lapse in brainpower
Looking back now it wasn't even that complicated
*Whacks self over the head with wrench*
*Puts down blow torch and picks up screw driver*
*Tinkers*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects are told FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!