The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

*flip kicks Commissar*
Damn Russian...

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Ask subject emperor if he'll protect us from subject giant evil robot, subject xandus.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

It's either your birthday or Nation Waffles Day Subject Lambi.

Missile Silo Subject Venn?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indeed, subject GG!

Oh, subject Xandus. *hands two bouquets of flowers* Give those to D and Florence. Get well soon.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I think I'll hide in the bunker with the other subjects.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Holy hell.
Busy little subjects, aren't you?

 

[DJude]

*plants C4 charges in the one marked "Get Well D" *

[sup]Subject Waffles, i accidentally launched a missile at the asylum, and right as it was about to hit you showed up by falling out of the sky and leaving a crater, so its obvious that you got into the missile silo and were launched in place of the missile....[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

It's the former, subject Waffles. But the latter sounds gooooood...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hey...wheres my evil personality...Oh shit:

I shall kill you all for I kick ass for the one true god! You will all suffer!

Subject B have you been getting drunk with subject Teddy again?

Yes I have! You cock sucker! You will die first!

If you kill me then you die to!

I don't want to die! Waaaah!

No don't cry subject Rebecca I-

Yes! Weep little one! Weep! Also...Watch the kill your parents channel!

*Turns it on*
Kill you parents
Kill you parents
Kill you parents
Kill you parents
Kill you parents
Kill you parents
Kill you parents
Kill you parents

 

[DJude]

*dodges the blast*
*tosses two more charges into the bouqet*
Not you...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Good bye subjects
*Melts away and sinks through the floor*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Tell the that to the government.....Anyway....
[HEADING=1]HAPPY B-DAY SUBJECT LAMBI!!![/HEADING]
[sub][sub].....Ya old fart....[/sub][/sub]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject's................ guess no one is up for a game of bunker ping pong?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Please! That show died at season 3 Subject Florence! This is new!

*Everybody loves Hypnotoad comes on*

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
KILL YOUR PARENTS!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Waffles! *Pounce hugs*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject GG, I'd play ya'...but i'd beat you too quick. X3

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subject Sas! *MANLY! Hug*