The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Hiya, subject Sexy. Subject P-Lambi, long ti-
Where did the box go?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sigh* Thank you, subject GM, I'm actually very drunk a lot of the time.

*Shifts subject P-Lambi's hand* Didn't we talk about groping, subject P-Lambi?

Subject Sas, over there! *Point*

 

[thegamermn]

I don't think it's a matter of whether or not you spoke about it, but rather whether or not he was listening.

 

[Sassafrass]

Thanks, subject Vee! *Picks up box*
Where are they? *Rummages* Ah, there we are. *Takes cocktail of pills*

 

[Lambi]

Yes, we did, subject Vaude. I just didn't listen.
*Grabs Vaude's boob again and squeezes it*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Well said, subject GM.

Ah, subject P-Lambi, *moves hand*

Subject Sas! Which ones did you take?!

 

[thegamermn]

Would you like me to get a large blunt object and "have words" with subject P-Lambi?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sigh* He can't help it, subject GM.

 

[Lambi]

*Switches to Alucard*
Sorry about that, subject Vaude. He just couldn't resist.

 

[Sassafrass]

..No idea, subject Vee.
But I'm bound to find out soon, m'lady?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh hello, subject Alucard. I'm not irritated, he can't really help it.

Subject Sas, here, show me the pill box, it didn't have only your pills in there.

 

[Sassafrass]

...F**c.
Sure, subject Vee. *Passes pill box*

 

[Lambi]

Yeah, but you know how he is, subject Vaude.
Boobies!
Quiet, you!

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh hey, subject Alucard. *Bows*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I see we're at that time of day where the subject's multiple personalities kick in.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why yes, subject Rex.

*Examines Pill box*

It's quite alright, subject Alucard.

 

[Lambi]

Hello, subject Rex. I don't know if we've met before...

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Rex have you finished your tasks?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Vee, any other pills missing?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Yes, I have subject toast. But you don't remember.

No, I don't think we have subject Alucard.