The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Poof*
Good thing we have all this Bioshock memorabilia laying around.
*Poof*
I got subject Little Sister-Vaude!
Catch me if you can subject Big Daddy-Lycan/subject GG!
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*
*Poof*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*poof*
*Catches Subject Rex.*
Gotcha.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...That's not me subject Houdini! *Sticks tongue out and makes a run for hidey hole*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Poof*
Now ya don't, subject dis.
*Poof*
*Blows up hidey-hole*
*Poof*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*poof*
*Rapid Slashes subject Rex, he falls to pieces.*
Hehe.. Junji baikanakiwa.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Vita-Chamber Activated, Subject Houdini Splicer-Rex*
*Poof to hidden room*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Remains silent*
(Hide for a bit please subject VV)
*Drills Rex to death,then Dis*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Hums Gatherer's Garden song before watching subjects from hidey hole*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Vita-Chamber Activated, Subject Houdini Splicer-Rex*
How come I die the most?
*poof*
*poof*
*Super Poof*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Remains silent*
(It's safe)
*Taps shoulder*
*Melts*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Wakes up* Ugh...where am I?

*Subject BT is holding a butchers knife to Subject E's face*
AH! What did you do!

Oh, I thought that I would say sorry by treating you nicely and healing you!

*looks down at a huge cut in the side of Subject E*
DID YOU TAKE MY ORGANS!
Ooooh....maybe...Hehehehehehehehehe!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Poof*
*Takes subject lycan's Bioshock gun*
*poof*
*Shoots subject BT*
*Drops gun*
*poof*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject BT, how cruel!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

What! He bloody deserved it!

OH GOD MY SPLEEN IS MISSING!
You didn't need it.
YES I DID!
I also had Subject Rebecca take pictures of it and put it on the interwebz!
You sure did! *giggles*
Pay backs a ***** isn't it?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

To Self:
[sub][sub]This Asylum isn't helping with my psychosis at all. I need solitary confinement away from other subjects.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Vita-Chamber Activated. Subject Onion Knight Dispelga*
Damn... that drill hurt...
Time to take evasive action.
Haste!
*Uses haste, speed increases three-fold.*
*Teleports to Eureka in a White vapour of light.*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

THIS MAN IS A MAD MAN!
Why do you think I am in the Asylum?
Good point! Now put the organs where they should be!
I already put them up for auction on Ebay.
You what!
Yep, 1 grands a piece, I already have some bidder.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject E, would you like me to replace them?

 

[DJude]

*places several bids on each one of the organs*

*walks in to the asylum with a laptop in hand*
Hello Subjects...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

YES! AND KILL SUBJECT BT! OW! OW! Ow!
You just woke up on the wrong side of bed.
I WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FLOOR!
Touche good sir.
Seriously, KILL SUBJECT BT and now SUBJECT VENN!