The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

*kills subject Toast*
This is my new home! Stay out of it everyone!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Vee is told thanks, it is needed now after subject Venn did that. *Pulls knife out of leg*
Cheers, subject Venn...

And subject Toast, I'm too lazy. So meh.

 

[DJude]

*eyes start pulsating bright red again*
S-S-Subjeeeects, i- urhk! *pulls desert eagle out of nowhere*
*opens up a portal to where BLT is and starts shooting wildly into it*
*eyes go back to normal and both the gun and portal disappear*
*exhale*
Sorry... Subject Lambi, go ahead...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject BT, you're back!

Subject Sas, grab my make up remover from my cell and a cloth.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

[sup][sup]I'm scared of subject Venn. *hides in cupboard*[/sup][/sup]

 

[Baby Eater]

*multiples of me appear around BT*
What's wrong,subject?
What's wrong,subject?
What's wrong,subject?
What's wrong,subject?
What's wrong,subject?
What's wrong,subject?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No he isn't, he is in the old Asylum...how did you hear him Subject Vaudess?

GET OUT OF HERE SUBJECT TOAST!
*Burns him alive along with the hat*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I can try and summarize what happened last March, and which caused me to not join until later. March Madness is a big versus competition on the Escapist and is between all the bug game developers. Last year, Turbine ended up winning by getting votes from other sites, and it caused the largest quality and quantity of flame wars that the Escapist have ever had. Now they are back, and the same thing will probably happen again.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Venn, let's see...

*Goes to cell, comes back with the TFS gun set to male cat hybrid, zaps Venn*

 

[Sassafrass]

In a moment, subject Vee.
Need to stop bleeding first, I think...*Treats chest wound*

 

[DJude]

Subject Max, will the asylum be safe from all of it? or will it be madness but turn out to actually be sparta?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Hangs "Do not enter" sign on cupboard doorknob*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Hat is fireproof and I step out of it in a new body* Talk to me,subject.

Subject Max WHAT!? *grabs giant ice sword and shield then gets on horse* I'm ready.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, I doubt it. The flame wars reached all of the forums and they just went to hell. I also know that this will be my busy season with the Inquisition.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No screw you subject Baby!
*shreds the hat*

 

[Baby Eater]

*new hat appears* Subject BT you haven't seen my hat yet have you?

 

[Lambi]

At least I tried, subject Venn.

*Zaps self with TF gun, turns into a catgirl*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No Subject Eater!! Get outa here before I keep killing you and killing you and killing you!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Is it a green leprechaun hat, subject Toasty?

 

[DJude]

*gets hit with the TFS gun*
*for a moment nothing happens*
...
*my place in reality is seemingly disrupted and seperated momentarily*
*remains the same as before*
S-See Subject Lambi? diiiiiidn't w-w-work... *eyes start glowing but dim back to normal*