The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Rex, that'd kill him. You make nurses sad. XD

 

[BloodyThoughts]

AH!
WHAT WAS THAT FOR SUBJECT REX AND EATER!
OH GOD!
I think im gonna...
*runs to the bathroom*
BLAGH!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

 

[Sassafrass]

I like it, subject Lambi. *Punches kitten* Nope, still angry. *Leaves*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, it's okay.*cheers up*
Subject BT, I warned you.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

BLAAAAAGH!
*comes out*
Subjects...I feel sick...and I feel like.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*heart comes out*
Well...at least I have two hearts.

 

[Baby Eater]

*hugs subject Vaude* But what I did was totally safe? XD

 

[DJude]

Okay then Subject BLT
*starts slowly pulling down dress (yes i'm wearing a dress -.-')*
*stops with a shocked look on her face*
AHH! YOU PERVERT-T-T....
*slaps BLT*
...
*eyes violently pulsate bright red*
*throws several knives at BLT then spins around*
*a large halberd appears in her hands*
*comes out of the spin and swings it at BLT attempting to decapitate him*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Falls down*
My stomach hurts....WAAAAH!

I think im puking...BLAAAAAAAGH!
*Halberd just misses my head*
You...you told me to...subject VENN, and I still feel guilty...like,
BLAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I might need that heart you chucked Subject BT.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Bloody thoughts I must ask.
You have multiple hearts
how do you do it?
is it like the The Legend of Zelda where you rip out your foe's heart and tear your ribcage open, stuff in the said heart, wrench your rip cage back closed and continue throughout the day?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject GG, huh?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...Yes...yes I do Subject GG, it's all because of the,
BLAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Metric system!

Someone help me!

 

[DJude]

*runs at BLT*
*disappears then reappears right where she was*
*swings down at BLT on the floor*
*the halberd disappears*
uuuurrrgh....
*eyes flicker back to normal, then back to the red glow*
*disappears then reappears in the same spot*
*draws a large knife and throws it at BLT*
*the knife disappears right before it hits BLT*
S-S-Subjects, iiiiii... *eyes pulse red off and on*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

BLAAAAAGH!
*Pukes on subject VENNS shoes*
Im sorry...Im just, BLAAAGH!

OH GOD! IM GOING TO DIE!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject BT what's up?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I ate a whole box of twinkies...started choking...Subject Vaudess did the Heimlich maneuver on me...now I am puking my guts out and

BLAAAAAGH!

 

[Baby Eater]

*pokes subject BT with a sharp stick.

 

[DJude]

*disappears then reappears running at GG with a large axe in hand*
*VENN seems to flicker in a staticky manner as she runs at GG*
*disappears then reappears upside down still running at GG*
S-Subject GG...
*swings the axe at GG*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OW! I STILL FEEL THAT SUBJECT TOAST!

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Look on the bright side, Subject BT, if you survive, you'll be a lot lighter, and if you sell your misplaced organs, a hell of a lot richer!