The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

*It starts to rain*
Oh this is just great!

I don't know subject Toast....
...
SUBJECT TOAST?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Okay, okay, subject M2! *Laughs and takes dress*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*stands guard at the door* Subject Vaude, I picked you out some shoes too.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Steps on subject BT's face* Yes,mysterious voice? Are you a narrator!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh thank you, subject M2~ *Changing*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OW! That was my face subject Toast!
No, im not a narrator. Im a BLT.

*Walks towards where subject Vee and M2 are.*
*Bottom on crutches turn into swords*
Oh It's payback time mo'fuckers.

 

[Baby Eater]

...If I promise not to kick you in the face will you be my narrator,subject BT?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*applies Milk around the area where they are* Subject BT, try me.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Drinks milk* Subject M2, get subject Vee out here....now...

 

[Baby Eater]

You aren't narrating subject BT! *Jumps off and kicks him across the room*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject BT, over my cold, dead body. *uses bulk up and fully evolves*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Still changing* Oh subject BT found the place?~

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*voice is much deeper* Don't worry, Subject Vee.

 

[Baby Eater]

Spoiler: Subject M2

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Throws a grenade in the booth*
You left me on the streets half naked, crippled, and rained upon subject Vee! It was cold out there!

...
*Shoves the UK down subject M2's neck*
"VCA - Subject M2"

Sorry subject Toast.
And at the moment, the toast man jumped off the narrators head and kicked him across the fucking face. Narrator was thrown across the room by the force of the kick.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*uses Spit Up in Subject BT's face, all while maintaining the shields protecting Vee*

 

[Baby Eater]

Now what do I do subject Narrator? Do I save the princess? Or am I the princess!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I was gonna come back for you, subject BT! *Jumps up to top of the booth, maintaining the splits before jumping off and landing outside*

...So, subject M2, how does the dress look? The shoes aren't bad either~

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Sighs*
Your are the grossest thing I have ever seen subject M2.
*Shoves the awesomeness of the Ren and Stimpy show (Why yes, yes I am watching that show) down his throat, kicks him out the door and too the Sombrero galaxy, and makes sure it takes him 87 years to get back*

And then, subject Toast showed subject M2 and awesome picture of Nappa.

Subject Vee, what was more important, me? Or clothes!?

 

[Baby Eater]

But I already did that subject Narrator!