The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Well, nice knowing ya, subject Toa- *Dies* X-X

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Is wearing gloves*
*Takes tape of Subject Toast's mouth*
DUES EX MACHINA! AWAY!
*Flies away*

 

[Sassafrass]

*VC BLAH* O hai, sobjekt Vaffles!

 

[RBMidknight]

*Fixes drink*
*Sits on couch watching Subjects*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hai thar, Sobjekt Mein Furh!
*Shoots Sauerkraut flavored muffin at*

Tonda gossa, Subject RB!
*Shoots muffin at*

 

[RBMidknight]

*Dodges muffin which hits wall and explodes into a cloud of smoke*
Hello Subject Waffles...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sorry, Subject RB! Lost my glasses!
*Hands muffin*

 

[Ren3004]

*cough cough cough* Subjects, open a window.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

....Did you fart, Subject Ren!?

 

[Sassafrass]

How ist mein subject, subject Vaffles?!

 

[Ren3004]

No, subject Waffles, your smoke muffin is suffocating me! *cough*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I ist guut, Sobjekt Vas! Vourself?

Smoke muffins? I didn't summon smoke muffins, Subject Ren! Yet....*Sees cloud of smoke* SERIOUSLY WHO FUCKING FARTED!?

 

[Sassafrass]

I IST VELLY GUT, SOBJEKT VAFFLES!!!

*Smashes a window by throwing subject Ren at it* Happy now?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

GUT, SOBJEKT VAS!

 

[Ren3004]

*flying out of the window*

Yeeees, suuuuubjeeeeeeeeeeect Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas! *SPLORT*

 

[Sassafrass]

EXCELLENT, SUBJECT WAFFLES!!!

Welcome, subject Ren.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

PERFECT, SUBJECT SAS!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Upon Melancholy Hill begins to play through the asylum*
*A quiet screaming is heard*
(Subject)

 

[Ren3004]

VCA, subject Ren.

Well, the smoke has cleared.

 

[Sassafrass]

IMPERFECT, SUBJECT WAFFLES!!! *Grabs Tommy Gun*