The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, you left us for another RP didn't you!?!? You've been cheating on the Asylum!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Never, subject Max! Nothing could replace the Asylum! I've just been busy being crazy in real life. Maybe.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, you can't use that on me! I've been having to go to school!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Really, subject Max? I don't have school for... two weeks. Shit, I need to do my summer assignment... I have time. It's only... pre-calculus. Also shit.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, yes I've had to go to school for almost 6 weeks now. Also, I have AP English Language and AP U.S History. Those summer assignments I had to do were due 2 weeks before I had school.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Feh. Stupid schools. We should blow them up, subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, maybe my senior year....but I'm a Junior.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Too bad. It could have been fun. By the way, what seemed to happen to the other subjects? They were here seconds before I arrived.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Comes out of kitchen with J&C*
*Tosses snowball at Subject Toast*

*Throws fireball at subject RB*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, one it's been a slow day and it's late at night.

 

[RBMidknight]

*Freezes fireball in mid-air* Ha-HA, Subject Toast.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Roundhouse kicks a subject*

Damn you subject RB!

 

[RBMidknight]

*Dodges kick, grabs Subject Toast's leg and tries to sweep his other foot out from under him*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*cheers and throws money at Subject knight*
YES YES FIGHT FOR ME!!
DIE FOR ME!
AMUSE ME WITH YOUR BLOOD
Subject's are we having Gladiator fights?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject GG, so you do come here!*appears from shadows*
Why do I feel that you are avoiding me?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

If I am not mistaken you put landmines in my driveway and left a note taunting me about it.
Subject Max is this true?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject GG, you never are one when I'm on. It makes me feel like you don't like me.*sniff*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject max that is ridiculous!
For one the fact that you come here means you already earned 5 points that I rate people on a scale to 10!
[sup]I have 2, one for their person and one for appearance but the latter is another story[/sup]
And our many digressing conversations have led me to believe that I would befriend you if we met anyways (not likely but eh miracles happen sometimes eh?)

I haven't been on lately..infact for the entire summer besides last night.

Subject max do I need to therapy these paranoid delusions out of you?
we are still in an asylum you know..........

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject GG, I actually have a therapist for my stress in real life. I have paranoia streaming from that at times.

 

[RBMidknight]

*Declares self victorious*
*Releases Subject Toast*
*Goes to room and collapses on bed*

Goodnight, Subjects *waves*