The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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Roxas1359

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Subject Lost, you know there is an anime/manga series that has an organization called MBI right? They are evil!
Subject PR, okay then. Never go into another Subject's room while they are sleeping!
Subjects, my nation wants me to legalize Cannibalism!
The Issue
A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.

The Debate

1. "I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing," Peggy Utopia, the editor of the monthly magazine 'To Serve Man', quips, "Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to The Virus Tech's sometimes dull palette."


2. Civil rights leader Calvin Dredd came out publicly for moderate pro-cannibalism legislation, commenting, "While it may strike some as a crude, even evil practice, our ancestors have practiced cannibalism for years. If we create a government organization to strictly regulate and grade all human meat prior to its arrival on the market, we can ensure that respect for diversity is maintained while health concerns are also allayed. And instead of killing average people, why not make being turned into snack foods a post-mortem option? Like donating your body to science!"


3. "You're all absolutely out of your minds!" exclaims Roxanne Longfellow, head of The Virus Tech's largest health-food manufacturer. "It's immoral, it's unhealthy, and it's disgusting. Not only are these so-called 'dietary rights' activists leading us down a dark path of sin, but right into a marketplace with yet another product that's almost as bad as beef!"
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Fuuu-...*Backs away from subject Toast* XD And what do you mean 'on it'?!

Subject Smag?

...Nice, subject Max. Not too bad at all.
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Smag, let me try to decide on my issue first...
Subject PR, the living room. You can sit in the love seat.
 

Baby Eater

Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!
Aug 27, 2009
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I've been working on this case too long subject Void a partner might blow my cover.

Fear my portable death subject Vee! XD
Uhhh...*Sentry shoots shinies around Vee* XP
 

Lost In The Void

When in doubt, curl up and cry
Aug 27, 2008
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Subject Max, this is a sister organization of the FBI we do not judge

Subject PR I would but it appears pressing matters need adressing
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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*Twitches* Damn it, subject Toast! XD *Pounces shinies*

Legalizing pot, subject Max? What's the worst thing that could happen?
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Lost, the MBI took over Tokyo and used people as a means of fighting each other...they are definitely a sister organization to the FBI.
Subject PR, sure go nuts.*gives Subject PR a gun*
Subject Vee, that's not what they want me to legalize. Read it again.
 

Smagmuck_

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Aug 25, 2009
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Subject Vaude, speaking of pot, I devised a way that the government can benifit of the legalization of pot. :D
 

Baby Eater

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She thought it was cannabis subject Max.

I have no idea what you mean subject Vee *Is covered in shinies* Maybe a turret oh my back wasn't the best idea XD
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Smag, if it's taxing it then we here in California have been saying that for decades...
Subject Toast, I thought that might have been what she saw. But she should have figured it wasn't because you don't want to eat Cannabis for dinner!
 

Smagmuck_

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Subject Max, something like that, but it's more complex, more economic. Not just so stoners can get their weed legally.
 

Sassafrass

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*Re-enters Asylum* Subjects, what is going on? *Stretches*