*Chugs mug of vodka-petrol as well as 12-18 pills*
Good night, subjects.
*Falls face first into bar*
*Vita-chamber appears to be malfunctioning for seemingly no reason, subject Rex. On behalf of Sinclair Solutions[footnote]Yes, I went to the Bioshock wiki to look up the makers of vita-chambers. What's so wrong about that?[/footnote], we would like to apologize in advance for your inconvenience. The chamber should be up and running again in 8-10 hours. Until then, please enjoy the afterlife.*
[sub][sub]I guess I'll be gone for tonight. Good night, (again) subjects.[/sub][/sub]