The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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Blasphemous Rex

Better Than You
Jul 26, 2009
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*Chugs mug of vodka-petrol as well as 12-18 pills*
Good night, subjects.
*Falls face first into bar*

*Vita-chamber appears to be malfunctioning for seemingly no reason, subject Rex. On behalf of Sinclair Solutions[footnote]Yes, I went to the Bioshock wiki to look up the makers of vita-chambers. What's so wrong about that?[/footnote], we would like to apologize in advance for your inconvenience. The chamber should be up and running again in 8-10 hours. Until then, please enjoy the afterlife.*

[sub][sub]I guess I'll be gone for tonight. Good night, (again) subjects.[/sub][/sub]
 

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
Jan 4, 2010
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Yeah, ill do that when someone can divide by zero subject M2.
*starts to drink the shots*
Plus, I know when im inebriated so ill tell you when.
 

VaudevillianVeteran

No Comment Necessary.
Sep 19, 2009
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Easy, eh, subject BT. *pats shoulder*

*Whistles along to Always look on the bright side of life*
See you subject Rex!

Ah, good afternoon, subject PR.
 

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
Jan 4, 2010
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Im not even going to say it. You should know I am subject E but im not going to correct you.

*finishes half the shots*
Ok...now im drunk...and im starting to like the music.
*finishes the rest of the shots*
you know whash, jush give me some...some eh...huhuh....regualar beer.
*Starts singing along to Binks sake*
 

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
Jan 4, 2010
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Oh...oh itsh ok...I am now happ with the world!!!
*bloody suddenly fades into existence on a bar stool wearing a toga*
Subjects, I have met the gods...and they taught me how to be one with the world...so I am now, as some would say...zen.