The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Om nom nom...Post good!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Maybe, subject Toast. XD
...Hmph! *Ovary punches Toast* XD

...Not Scruffy, subject Max! The one who likes to camp out in GG's room? XD

 

[DJude]

Subjects, i'll be back in a minute, i think some of the nitros still burning, gotta go put it out before it goes critical and explodes.....

 

[Baby Eater]

*Is dressed as Scruffy* Second that subject Max.

What else did you make subject Vee? XD
Oh my ovaries! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, that would be bad.
Subject Scruffy, we aren't sacrificing you so don't worry!
Subject Vee, that's no Janitor! It's a Hobo! XD*prepares sacrificial alter*
I think this'll count as murder since he can't come back to life...

 

[Baby Eater]

Scruffy gonna die the way he lived subject Max *Reads Zero-G Jugs*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

See you in a bit, subject Venn! Be careful! o.o

...*Shows an unholy abomination of God* ...I call him Beatrice. XD
Take that, subject Toast! XD

...But he offended GG, subject Max?!

 

[Baby Eater]

....D'aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww! XD
*Kicks subject Vee in the testicles* XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vee, I know which is why we are sacrificing him. He is a bad hobo!*finishes setting up sacrificial alter*
Now I need the ceremonial knife, and the real one this time!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Hands subject Max a sacrificial knife*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pick your poison subject Max~ *Points to ceremonial knife kit* XD

He's adorable right, subject Toast?! XD
...I'm confused! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, we hereby sacrifice this hobo that wandered into the Asylum to the great Servers.*sacrifices homeless person*

 

[Baby Eater]

I want 12 of him subject Vee! XD
You're the one that punched my ovaries! XD

Can I eat what's left subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

No you may not Subject Toast.
Now Subjects, I take my leave to go to bed. Nighty night.

 

[Baby Eater]

Night subject Max!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Night, subject Max!

Uh-uh~ There's only one Beatrice, subject Toast~ XD!
...I didn't know you really had ovaries! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Damn subject Vee! XD
I don't! XD

And now Keanu Reeves in a nutshell:
Matrix "Woah. I'm Keanu. I know kung-fu!"
Constantine "Woah. I'm Keanu. I'm an angel!"
Day the Earth Stood Still "Woah. I'm Keanu. I'm an alien!"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You can walk her though, subject Toast? XD
...Ooh. XD

...XD!!!

 

[DJude]

Yayy~, i didn't explode!
(subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

Really subject Vee? XD
I'm confused XD

Bill and Ted "Woah. I'm Keanu.....that's about it." XP

*Explodes*