The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Sneaky girl~ X3
Why not~? X3
Yarp~ :3
...Eh. *Shrugs shoulders and noms a few more* :3
Why is that, subject Vee?
Jaysus Feck! XD And you go girl! *Puts on cheerleading outfit with pom poms as well* XD

 

[Baby Eater]

I love causing it subject Sas XP

I'll have harder questions next time subject Vee! XD

 

[Ren3004]

But subject Vee, I can't live without you here!

 

[Sassafrass]

I know you do subject Toast, you conflict causing piece of toast! XP

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, sure, subject Toast~ XD *Takes seat in throne*

You know all too well, subject Sas~ X3
Because I'm a meanie today?~
Yarp!
*Om noms them* X3
Well, it's you. I doubt you're anything like those guys. *Opens curtains revealing moar stalkers with cameras* XD
I work fast~ XD ...Lovin' the look, Sassy~ XD

Aw, subject Ren~ I'll bring you back something nice from Rapture, okay?~

 

[Baby Eater]

It's in my resumë subject Sas. XP

WHAT! Is the circumference of a 3.4 ft. circle subject Vee? XD

 

[Sassafrass]

A good or bad thing, subject Vee~? X3
Awww~ Meanie face~ *Sticks tongue out at*
YARP! XD
*Giggles* X3
...I wondered where those guys had gone. XD
Very fast~ XD I thought you might~ *Winks and twirls* XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, that's up to you, subject Sas~ X3
I know, I know, it's the meanie-pants I'm wearing today. XD
YAAAAARP! XD
...*Om noms you* X3
You mean your competition? XD
Hey, Splicers out to kill~ *Cracks knuckles* XD *Wolf whistle* XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is that the diameter or the area, subject Toast? XD

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm not sure, subject Vee... X3
And I'm wearing my sweetie pants as well... *Pouts* XD
FARP! NOT CHILDISH! XD
Ah, nooooooooooooooes~ X3
Yeah, those guys. *Shoots at them* XD
You must purge Team Fontaine/Ryan! XD *Giggles and curtseys* Hehe~ XD

Ah, I see subject Toast~ XP

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Think about it, subject Sas~ X3
...*Changing room!* XD
YOU ARE! XD
Mwahahaha~ X3
Ah, I missed that. XD
PUUUURGE! XD *Winks*~ ...*Tries to think up cheesy pick up line and fails* XD

 

[Baby Eater]

I don't know that subject Vee! *Falls off the bridge* XD

Right next to FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS RAAAAAAAH! subject Sas. XD

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, thank you, subject Vee! And I'll bring you something from the Island of time!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mwahahaha, subject Toast! XD *Victory sign*

Oh how sweet, thank you, subject Ren!

 

[Sassafrass]

...That hurts mah mind! XD
*Whistles and grabs shotgun* XD!
AM NOT! *Giggles at the word 'Fart'* XD
I've been nmmed by teh evil subject Vee~ X3
The random shooting? XD
THEY MUST ALL BE CRUSHED UNDER THE QUEENS STILETTO HEEL! *WINCES!* XD *Whispers a cheesy chat up line to you* XD

Ah, with the POSIES PETUNIAS DAISES RAAAAAAAAAH, subject Toast? XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Shoots Toasthook at subject Vee and uses her as a hookhold* XD

 

[Sassafrass]

NOMMED POST!

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes subject Sas and with SUNFLOWERS TOO YELLOW! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

DAMN THE BLUEBELLS, SUBJECT TOAST, DOCTOR OCTA MOTHERFUCKING GONAPUS BLARGH!!! *Fires a masive laser at you* XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*Has Toasthook lodges in back*...Well this is a bother, subject Toast. XD

Oh noes! XD
...*Grins and comes out wearing identical pants* XD
Yes you are! *Laughs* X3
Fear meh, subject Sas~ X3 *Om nom nom*
Yep~ :3 XD
...RAWR! XD *Ahem* What time do you have to be back in heaven? XD