The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Ren3004]

Hello, subject Smag.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hello Subject Ren, today I feel like setteling my quarrel with subject VENN. In a peaceful way.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Smag, how did this quarrel begin?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Ren, I havn't the fogiest idea. Subject VENN just dosn't seem to like me... D:

 

[Ren3004]

That's crazy, subject Smag! Oh, wait...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

My first encounter was you hitting on Subject VV,Subject Smag.
*Runs through with katana*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Heh, heh Subject Ren. I think it has something to do with Subject Glenn trying to have relations with her. *Ponders*

Subject Lycan, you are correct. Please don't remind me, I grew out of it...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Stabds Smag with the katana a couple more times*
"Vita chamber activated,subject Smag"
*Wipes blood off of blade*

 

[Smagmuck_]

C'mon! Subject Lycan, when was the last time that happened!? Excluding Glenn, who you should probably remove...

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Lycan, why do you keep doing that?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Bad memories,Subject Ren.
*Slices Smags head in half*
"Vita chamber activated,subject Smag"
I'm now done
*Walks off to get scalpel*

 

[Smagmuck_]

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO HURT ME SUBJECTS!?!? D':

 

[Ren3004]

Subject, maybe you're just soft and squishy... would you like a suit of armor?

 

[Smagmuck_]

I would like to hid in my cell until Vaudess arives from work. Therefore everyone save Subject Ren, Vaudess and Lambi can fuck off.
*Enters cell*
*Slams door*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Rips door from hinges*
*Cuts out Smags eyes with scalpel*
*Walks out whistling*
We're now even,subject Smag.
*Sits down to drink tea*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Lycan, please leave subject Smag alone, will you? He's not in the mood for mutilation.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Quietly sobs*

 

[Ren3004]

*brings a drink for subject Smag*

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Drinks*
Thanks subject Ren...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Wow without eyes that must fucking burn.
*Sips tea more*
Subject Smag can have his eyes back when I've forgotten of his misdeeds.