The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

Well then ya wee littl'*****! Ya get sassy wit me subject VENN! How about ye tell me where me ship is! Or do I gotta ring a pretty ladies neck to! YAR HAR HAR!!!!

No one is supposed to give him rum! Subjects!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Walks out of office as Abe*
Hey fellas!

 

[Roxas1359]

Why hello there Subject Lycan.

 

[DJude]

*eyes glow bright red*
Uh uh, i don't care who the f*ck you are
*appears on BF's back with two large blades dug into his collar*
Your not gonna talk to a lady like that, especially ME
*pulls one of the blades out and stabs him in the head*
*jumps off his back, pulling the blades with her, severing his arm and leaving a large hole in his head*
*spins around before hitting the ground, cutting off one of his feet and stabbing him in the back of the knee*
*twists the blade in the knee and shatters his bones in that area*
*appears away from BF, the blades are now gone*
Don't screw with me...

 

[Baby Eater]

Hey, subject Abe.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

YAR HAR! IS THAT ALL YA GOT! I ONCE TOOK 70 BULLETS TO THE HEAD! COME ON SUBJECT VENN YA *****! HIT ME WITH YE BEST SHOT! YOHOHOHO!

*pulls out 2 turret pistols and starts blasting away*
YOHOHOHOHO!

I will find the person that gave him rum and kill him!

 

[Roxas1359]

*punches Subject BT*
That is my thing!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

It every pirates thing subject Max! Get used to it!
*is still firing*

 

[DJude]

*slices each bullet clean in half, each half flys to the side of VENN*
*sees BF crippled over on the floor holding two pistols in one hand, firing both at the same time*
How are you doing that?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Heya subject Eater!
What's happening subject Max?
*Jumps onto Elum and starts to ride around the asylum*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, I don't share!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

subject VENN, Tis called practice me dear lady! 't be hard but I did 't! hahahahaha!

 

[DJude]

You mean you were prepared to have both your foot and arm cut off? i'm impressed...
*light clap*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

But now ye life is over! say good by-
*eyes turn back to normal and body parts grow back*
Oh....did i just catch red eye syndrome?
No, ya drank rum
Oh...well I get red eye syndrome whenever I do that...and even at times when I don't.
Sorry subject VENN I wasn't my self. Hug!? Hugs make everything better!

 

[DJude]

It's alright Subject BLT, *hug* sorry though...

 

[Baby Eater]

Time for funniness,subjects.

http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20100208

 

[BloodyThoughts]

It's alright to!
Just gotta remember that I can't drink rum.
Damn being a pirate for about....5 minutes is hard work!
And my arm is still broken!
Yeah, well I still got a broken arm to, and a broken jaw, and a broken nose, and a fractured leg subject BT....dumbass.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, and thus the flaws of having a flaming hand are revealed.

 

[DJude]

Subject E, do you have a hole in your head and back, a shattered knee, and a fractured neck?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max just imagine having the lightning plasmid while taking a tinkle.