The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Venn, no injuries and an old Xbox in my room.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject M2, subject Vee isn't here. And nor was I as my net is being a LITTLE FUCKER!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, embarrassing the little ones can be fun I must admit.
Subject Smag, beware when you sleep!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Sas, haven't you ever heard of a preemptive hug?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject M2, nope. Now excuse me while I figure out why my net is being such a little fucker.

 

[DJude]

Subject Max, yes, yes it can
Subject Smag, congratulations! what are you going to do now?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, he's gonna go to Disneyland! XD

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, I spent all day slaving over that stove, so here's the Subjects' dinner!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, that's all fine and dandy, but two things; it's not dinner time, and two we already ate.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, I DON'T CARE! Now, eat your bloody tacos.

 

[Smagmuck_]

TACOS!
*Comes in and noms tacos*
(subject)

 

[Roxas1359]

*tastes tacos*
Subject Mudkip, what did you put in these?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, Abra meat.

 

[Ren3004]

*falls* Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

*keeps falling*

-eeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllo-

*bangs head on wall*

-oooooooooooooo Subjeeeeeeeee-

*hits floor*

 

[DJude]

*grabs a taco from Smag*
Gimme that!
*tastes*
...hmm... tastes like rufies Subject M2...

 

[Roxas1359]

*spits it out*
Subject Mudkip, you're not supposed to use Pokemon meat! No more cooking for you! I cook now.
Subject Ren, hello.
Subject Venn, that's what Abra meat is basically: rufies.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, no! Last time you cooked, you made the entire Asylum sick!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, when was the last time I cooked?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects, see ya later. Not feeling great and I'm gonna take a nap. See ya.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Bye, Subject Sas.

Subject Max, that day you got a huge shipment of meat from your blond friend! That's why we always get take-out!