The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Ren3004]

Subject BLT, please don't hit subject Lambi.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I hit subject Sas!
He was crying over a video game that got emotional!!
Ahem! Now subject sas, please return your manly men forever ring to me...you are no longer part of the secluded group...whatever that word means.

 

[Lambi]

But subject BLT, those were MANLY tears.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Really? Well...wait no! The book of manliness says that it takes a true man to admit that he cries...Subject Sas I owe you an apology.
*slaps*
NOW BE MANLY! YAAAAAGH!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Punchs subject BLT on the nose*
Manly enough for you, subject?

[sup]Nothing meant by this, BT. Just to let you know.[/sup]

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*screams like a spartan*
MANLIER! THAT ONLY SCRATCHED ME!

 

[Sassafrass]

Very well, subject BLT Bagel.
*Punches with the Force*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas, why don't you use a rocket launcher?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Gets back up and eats a bowl of bullets....without any milk.*
*Punches subject Sas so hard he flies 4000 feet into the air*

 

[Sassafrass]

[HEADING=2]BECAUSE, SUBJECT REN, ROCKET LAUNCHERS ARE EXPENSIVELY CHEAP! *Slams face first onto ground* [/HEADING]

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas, you hurt the poor floor!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Subject me is KO'd, small trickle of blood makes it way from my skull*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas! *shakes subject*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Subject me is unresponsive*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*comes back normal and well*
Greetings subjects.

 

[Ren3004]

Subjects! I need a defibrillator!

 

[Sassafrass]

No, you don't subject Ren. *Wipes blood from face*
I was just KO'd. Oh, hey subject Lycan.

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, great! Now who am I going to zap, subject Sas?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Jumps into defibrillators*

 

[Ren3004]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
S... subject Lycan? Are you okay?