The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, well we actually filled them all up I think.
Subject Mudkip, Subject Toast is Engineer.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Really, subject Max? Well fuck.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Rex, well, Heavy is open.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

YAY! *Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk BONK!* (Subject)

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I'm not really Heavy material, subject Muddy. *Points at muscles* What about Demo?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Rex...I don't know who that was, but sure.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Not my first choice, but I prefer Demo over Heavy, subject Mudkip. Plus, I get to talk in a Scottish accent now!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Rex, you just need to get hammered first.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, there's another requirement.*takes out poking stick*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Hammered is easy enough, subject Mudkip. Hand me the vodka-petrol.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*hands Subject Rex the vodka* Subject Rex, now to make you a black Scottish cyclops.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, hence why I have the sharp poking stick that Subject Rex has ignored.*pokes Subject Rex's eye out*
There, now he is a cyclops and I didn't touch him. The poking stick did. XD

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Aw. But I don't wanna be black, subject Mudkip. Can't we just say I have a fully developed case of vitiligo?

Dammit, subject Max, that hurt!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, you racist! XD

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, allow me to make it permanent. *pulls out welding torch*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

An unsubstantiated prejudice against a race is not the same as not wanting to be one of them, subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, no you'd be in his personal bubble.*sets poking stick on fire*
Ready! XD
Subject Rex, you wanted to be the Demo!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I was not aware of the prerequisites upon offering the suggestion, subject Max!

<color=blue>And he didn't even check with any of us before he did it, too.

Oh, shut-up.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Rex, at least I didn't take your eye the way I took Milo's.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, The Demo is black and missing one eye! You suggested being it and now it's your deal.
Now go and stay in that tanning booth until you're black! XD