The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

GASP!
...
Ooooh that explains so much subject Vaudess.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, it's cool though, subject BT and E, I'm surprised you didn't notice until now. None of you need a backstabbing though.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Talent must be perfected and tweaked where as mine remains too raw, it needs to be refined into cleaner verses, but I haven't found that level yet and so I brood and wait, hoping for the spark that ignites my soul into burning writings that would stir that heart of a dead man

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Well, it explains how you always beat me to the god damn pop tarts subject Vaudess!!!
*punches a hole in the wall*
Wait! Calm down E, calm down.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ugh, you're killing me here, subject LITV! XD

...S-subject E, *Offers over pop tart box*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No-No im fine, just got over-whelmed over nothing. Im don't need the poptarts...

Now that also explains how women beat men to the shower all the time..and since it is a bunch if guys with one girl in this Asylum, that explains how you beat us all.
Wait...I think I know how to solve this problem...

Stand back!
I am going to try
Scienc-
Science, we all get the joke subject BT.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Subject Vaudess I resist this flattery, you still owe me a piece of writing if I remember correctly, I do await it

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject E, I've never even tried pop tarts but you can have them, really.

Oh that's right, subject LITV! My apologies, I've been caught up with my manuscript lately and I haven't done any other writing really.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Screw him ill take the poptarts!
*takes poptarts from subject Vaudess and climbs up to treehouse*
When did we get a tree in here?

 

[Lost In The Void]

Oh Subject Vaudess how you mock me with such cruelty. You speak of this talent and mention that I might have some of it, then mention Manuscripts oh what horror and contempt XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I have no idea, subject E.

Oh come on, subject LITV! You've got talent coming out of your fingertips. :3

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ill get the axe subject Vaudess.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Don't worry Subject Vaudess I was only playing, I really do appreciate the compliments, it makes my writing take a bit more to me, rather than just write and forget. As for your manuscript congratulations with that and I hope you do well with it. With that and your obvious drawing talents you are set to go far I estimate

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Blushes* Oh, you're too kind subject LITV.

Subject E, there's a chainsaw over there. *point*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Woohoo!
*takes chainsaw and goes to chop down tree*
Oh no you don't subject E!
*drops a bomb*

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*boom*
You may have won the battle...but not the war!

 

[Lost In The Void]

I assure you kindness is irrelevant when presented with the truth, which is what I instead presented to you, kindness was only a side effect. Hmmm I need to work on that. But I kid about working on that, kindness is a better tool than contempt, would you not agree?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I should hope so, subject LITV. *Smiles*

Subject BT, why did you plant a tree in the first place?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Cause I never had a tree house as a kid and wanted one subject Vaudess...Am I a bad person?

*Sets up a mortar*
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
*plugs ears*
*Boom*

 

[Lost In The Void]

Subject Vaudess since entering this Asylum you have been nothing but kind, which leads me to the conclusion that indeed you can attract more flies with honey. This hovel for rantings and ravings of madmen and madwomen leave me fulfilled and complete allowing the calls of my very soul to present themselves on paper, if not for cold calculated kindness. Of course you are a Spy, so it could be deception...

Oh Subject E, you crafty bastard getting dust in my monologue, we shall do battle one day, though not today

 

[Sleekgiant]

Good night Subjects, I'll be back whenever