The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Ren3004]

Subject Lambi, you could sell your spleen then.
Subject Sas... THE BASEMENT!? *gasps*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Lambi, come to The EGS side. We have Ellen....Failing that, also Grace.
Subject Sas, I'm not proud of my living, but I must.

 

[Lambi]

Subject M2, I am already on the EGS side. Before you were on it, in fact.

But I love my spleen, subject Ren.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Well your soul can't be split in two, pick one! Subject Lambi, down that path lies America!

 

[Sassafrass]

We can always get you a new one, subject Lambi.
Yes, subject Ren, THE BASEMENT!!! *Jarring chord*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Sas,NOT THE BASEMENT! *horror movie scream*

 

[Lambi]

Why are the subjects scared of the basement? *Thunders are heard*

...That was weird.

 

[Ren3004]

There's something here, subjects... something evil.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Have you never been to the Asylum's basement*thunder* before Subject Lambi?

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe we should split up, subjects.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Ren, no.*hits on head* We are not turning this into Scooby-Doo!

 

[Ren3004]

But it happens in every single horror movie, subject Max!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hmm...
BASEMENT! *Thunder* BASEMENT! *Thunder* BASEMENT! BASEMENT! BASEMENT! *Thunder, Thunder, Thunder*
That's fun Subjects!

 

[Lambi]

I don't think so, subject M2.

Let me see...

The basement. *A neck is heard being cracked*

The basement. *A chainsaw is heard*

The basement. *Maniacal laughter is heard*

 

[Sassafrass]

Awww, why not, subject Max?
I'd make a great Scooby Doo!
Or Shaggy.
Or Fred.
Or Velma
Or Daphne.
Not Scrappy, though.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Sas, I can't stop picturing your head on top of scrappy's body now.

 

[Baby Eater]

*falls through ceiling and gigapounces Sas* Hey subjects!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, how;dare I ask, would you be Velma or Daphne?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subject Toast! *Bro-hug*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Max, you don't want to know.