The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Heh, well here's hoping we get happier soon, subject Fury.

Subject Waffles, did you let Jimi Hendrix near your guitar again?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Waffles, sleeping wouldn't do me much good, I have insomnia already. XD I shouldn't make it harder to fall asleep when I need to.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yeah, Subject Sas, wh-......GAHDAMMIT JIMI!

Meanwhile In Celebrity Heaven
Jimi Hendrix: Hehe...

Ya ever try over the counter sleeping pills, Subject M2?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Here here, subject Sass. *Clinks their drinks*

 

[Baby Eater]

"Wild TOAST appeared!"

(Subject)

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject M2, what will you do?
*Fight Pokemon
Bag Run*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Go Flandre!*
Flandre: *Some kind of Cry*

Trainer Fury: Flandre! Use Cadioptric!

Flandre: *Large attack*

(Subject)

 

[Sassafrass]

*Lobs axe at subject Toast* Heads up! XD

...How did I get a drink, subject Fury? XD

Subject Waffles, gotta keep an eye out. XD
Also, most insomniacs won't take sleeping pills as they could make things worse.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

...I gave you one, subject Sass? XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Toast used Trainer Fury as a shield!*

*Glares at subject Trainer M2*

*Noms axe* Thanks subject Sas!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*Subject Trainer M2 used FALCON PAWNCH!*

Subject Sas, I'm sure you'll get better. X3

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Trainer Fury: FFFFFFFF- *Gets hit with Danmaku death* ...Ouch... *Gets free*
Flandre! Use Hyper Beam!

Flandre: *Hyper beam* (Subject)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subject Waffles uses Bazooka!
It's super effectives! XD

Freddie Mercury's been eying my guitar too, Subject Sas! XD
Ah....I didn't know that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Not a problem, subject Toast! *Lobs the HOLY HAND GRENADE at you*

Eh, I probably will, subject M2.

...Are you sure he's been looking at the guitar, subject Waffles? XD
But now you do. Most insomniacs only use pills as the very last resort, if I understand correctly.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Uses subject Trainer Waffles's bazooka to make Trainer M2 FALCON PAWNCH Flandre's Hyperbeam, thus creating a rip in the universe that engulfs the asylum*

Toast gained 5. EXP! XD!!!

*Holy Hand Grenade is a dud* You counted to 5 subject Sas. Didn't you? XD

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Trainer Fury: WAAAAIIIT! i have more pokema- *They're gone* ...Yorihime?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DAMN YOU, subject TOAST!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subject Waffles is spaghettified and is unable to battle! XD!!!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, there is nothing I cannot defeat! THIS POKEBALL OF MINE IS BURNING RED! IT'S 16-BIT CRY TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY! GO, CHARMANDER! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Puts subject Trainer Waffles in a pasta bowel* XD

You still have Flandre subject Fury! *Points to puddle on the floor* XD

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Trainer fury: That was cute Flandre, anyway. :3. Real Flandre wouldn't have died from that. She would have just gotten knocked back to her "And Then There Were None?" Spellcard. and EVERYONE WOULD DIE. XD! Oh weell :3. *Calls back Flandre* (Subject)