The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject's would kindly get me a drink?
I think my legs are dead.

 

[Baby Eater]

*hands subject GG whiskey*

Y'know GG,Nikolai Tesla proved electricity has the potential to revive dead limps *holding jumper cables*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Gets subject GG a scotch* What happened?

Apologies for the absence, my bath was ready. Ah...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess take your time,
And Nikola Tesla also thought he could split the world in half Eater.
*inches away*

 

[Baby Eater]

Did you hear my tale of wholesale mass slaughter,subject Vaude?

Subject GG I'm working on that!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indeed i did, subject Toast!

Subject GG, what happened to your legs? *Hands scotch*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaduess, *takes scotch*
The Big daddy trials are a little taxing as of late

 

[Baby Eater]

I made you a tiara,subject Vaude. *shows tiara made of bones*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, it's gorgeous, subject Toast! Thank you.

Subject GG, perhaps you should rest up?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess I'll be fine...................just need a few drinks and some leg braces!

 

[Baby Eater]

You're welcome subject Vaude and with that I leave you all

Farewell gift:

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

XD, Goodnight subject Toast! *Puts tiara on and hugs*

Should I get you another drink, subject GG?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess, Actually I could do with the leg braces.
And the knowledge on weather or not you know of Flight of the Conchords

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Right, subject GG! *Goes to get leg braces*
And yes, I do know them.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess actu-
*stands up and falls and makes dent*
please hurry

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Returns* Easy subject GG...*Affixes leg braces*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess would it be distasteful to start doing Forrest Gump quotes for a while?
*shaves sides of head to look like Gump's silly haircut*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Chuckles* I'm not sure, subject GG! That all depends, can I have a chocolate?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess.
Well yeh know what my momma says..............