The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Blasphemous Rex]

That you do, subject Toast.

 

[Baby Eater]

I must stalk you at all hours of the night now subject Rex. XD

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I will be ready for you, subject Toast. So whatever you do, don't take your eyes off of me for a second.

 

[Baby Eater]

I'm already prepared subject Rex *Staples my eye onto your back*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

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(subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

Walk it off subject Rex. *Puts a googly eye in my socket*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I'm fine, subject Toast. Say, do you by chance have phantom limb syndrome?

 

[Baby Eater]

Phantom Limb Syndrome subject Rex?

*Breaks a phantom's arms off*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Phantom Limb Syndrome, subject Toast. It's where you can feel and control a part of your body that has been removed.

 

[Baby Eater]

Oh yeah subject Rex. It's a good side effect of being a zombie. *Detached eye moves around*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Stabs subject Toast's detached eye with sharpened candy cane*

 

[Baby Eater]

You do realize that you stabbed your own back as well subject Rex, right?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

A simple miscalculation, subject Toast. I'll get it right the next time. *Stab*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Injects self with painkillers*

Nice try, subject Rex! *Bleeds from my eye socket*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Maybe I shouldn't have dipped this candy cane in poison before I stabbed us. Poison sill works for phantom limb, right subject Toast?

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes subject Rex. But not for zombies.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

How come I can never remember which subjects are zombies and which are not!

 

[Baby Eater]

I'm pretty sure only me and Nero are, subject Rex.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I will not remember that, subject Toast.

 

[Baby Eater]

How about the ones that aren't attached to their limbs, subject Rex?