The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

But that's where I keep the Rancor subject RB!

You should of eaten it frozen LIKE A BOSS.

 

[RBMidknight]

What? Subject Toast that's my shelter! Wait, how did you fit a Rancor in there? And whose pet Rancor did you steal?

Nah...I like my food well done.

 

[Baby Eater]

Simple subject RB. I got rid of all those boxes marked "supplies".And it was on Craig's list. Old owner died or something.

But you have to show the food who's boss!

 

[RBMidknight]

Ah, I see, Subject Toast. Well...you owe me a shelter! And I'm not picking up after that thing.

I did. I bombarded it with micro-waves until it was defeated.

 

[Baby Eater]

Don't worry she's paper trained subject RB. And you can use my cardboard fortress!

Microwaves?....OCELOT!
Now I feel like playing Metal Gear Solid XD

 

[RBMidknight]

I don't know that I trust your fortress, Subject Toast...

Ha.

 

[Baby Eater]

But it has a cardboard coffee maker subject RB!

 

[RBMidknight]

But Subject Toast, I don't drink coffee! Your cardboard coffee maker is meaningless to me.

 

[Baby Eater]

Well I also have a cardboard portal gun subject RB!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Jumps out of a TV wearing a bear suit*
Subjects! Subjects, subjects, subjects, subjects, subjects, subjects, SUBJECTS!!!!!111ONEONEONEELEVEN
They are making a Persona 4 anime! Happiness, subjects HAPPINESS!

 

[RBMidknight]

Subject Toast, Hmm...that's better...

Hello Subject Waffles. Yay?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Very much yay, Subject RB. Very much

But enough about my nerdy desires, what's up with you?

 

[RBMidknight]

Not much, Subject Waffles. Just finished lunch, watching Unstoppable.

Oh wait, I think I have that game...haven't played it though I think it's still in the packaging.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

That's good to hear, Subject RB.

It's a good game, shows a lot about the truth we choose not to accept.

 

[RBMidknight]

Ah. I'll have to try it sometime, Subject Waffles. After I dust off my PS2.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You will enjoy.
*Muffin appears in my hand*
Muffin?
(Subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

*Eats subject Waffles and hides in my cardboard fortress* I am king of this cardboard land!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Cuts a hole in Subject Toast with my laser eyes*
*Walks out*
Uncool, man! Very uncool!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Freezes subject Waffles whilst dressed as Mr.Freeze* Very cool.

Meanwhile, at the Schwarzenegger estate
Ahnold:Wh..why am I crying?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh God, the puns! Anything but the puns!
*Bangs head on the wall for the sweet release of death* XD