The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Mr.Mudkip]

He had better be less frustrating than Shadow Kanji, Subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Shadow Kanji wasn't that hard for me, Subject M2.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Not hard. Frustrating, subject. Mean Guy wasn't a big deal, but fuck Nice Guy, Subject Waffles. And excuse my dirty language.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Dropkicks Subject Tox*

Its all right, Subject M2.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

I learned this from a game, Subject Waffles!
*leaps into the air*
GESPENSTO.....KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKU!
*flying dropkicks Waffles*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I learned this from the game too, Subject M2!
*Shoots M2 while getting close to him*
*Kicks M2*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Don't make me go Gurren Lagann on you, Subject Waffles!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Don't make me go Panty & Stocking on you, Subject M2!
...Wait.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Um...I believe there's a song from the Rocky Horror Picture Show that's appropriate here, Subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yeah, we got some, Subject Tox. Right next to Vaude's tigers.

It's a real anime, Subject M2!

 

[Lambi]

Subject M2!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Its about to sinful angels sent to Earth to to destroy ghosts and collect coins so they can go back to Heaven.
I am not making this up.

Hiya, Subject Lambi!
*Muffins*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Lambi! It's been much, much too long! *huggles*

Subject Waffles, trust me, I know. I also know about the infamous ending.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Tox, to be specific: Panty is a slut and Stocking is a glutton. And then there's Garterbelt, a formerly gay black priest.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yes, it drove me crazy, Subject M2.

Everything M2 said is 100% true, Subject Tox.

 

[Lambi]

Y'ello, subject Waffles. *Grabs muffin*

*Huggles back* Indeed it has been, subject M2. :3
I saw what you said earlier. In a polyamorous relationship. Glad to hear it seems to be working for you three. :3
I don't think I could be in a relationship like that. I'm easily jealous. X3

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Heh, Subject Waffles, if you didn't expect bullshit from Gainax, you obviously haven't been paying attention to their work.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Ah, well, both of my partners (a male and a female) are very open-minded, Subject Lambi. And so do I, but if I love both of them, it doesn't bother me.

 

[Lambi]

Ah, okay. I kinda envy you, subject M2. More because of you being in a relationship than you being in a relationship with two people.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Muffins float in the air*
*All muffins revert into my hand*
I have control all over all muffins, Subject Tox.