The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

*Crashes through the wall on a motorcycle while doves fly out of nowhere and a choir sings Latin*
*Brakes*
*Takes off helmet*
*Totally isn't me*
*Shoots the person while drinking Iced Tea*
...Who was that, subjects?

 

[Baby Eater]

I think that might of been Gary Busey subject Waffles.

 

[Ren3004]

Yup. Definitely Gary Busey, subjects.

 

[Baby Eater]

Eh, I'm sure Gary Busey will take this nice and calmly subjects. I mean, it's not like he's mentally unstable or anything.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm back.

 

[Baby Eater]

Heya subject Max.

 

[Ren3004]

Hey, subject Nero.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, sorry about that. Seems people driving won't stop to throw away their garbage. So I've been busy cleaning the street that was coated in sharp glass.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

And my only excuse was YouTube, subjects.

Oh, of course not at all, subject Toast.

I know your pain, subject Nero.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, same here.

 

[Baby Eater]

Guess who just rented MVC3 and preordered Ultimate MVC3 subjects. X3

 

[Ren3004]

I hate drivers in general, subjects Nero and Waffles. Not to say I'm much better.

Clint Eastwood, subject Toast?

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes subject Ren. Clint Eastwood. I tried fighting him online only to find that he himself was in the game. He stared at me until all my characters committed suicide.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Ren, I find myself not to be too bad at driving, the only person who ever honked at me was a lady who cut four lanes of traffic illegally and cut me and a bunch of people off.
Subject Toast, lucky.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Baby, did you know that Chuck Norris is in the Star Wars films?

Subject Nero, I think I'm generally a good enough driver, who at times fucks up MASSIVELY.

 

[Baby Eater]

Who's Chick Norris subject Ren?

I'm gonna object people to death subject Max.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Toast, you've clearly misread my (not at all edited, I swear) post.

 

[Baby Eater]

Oh my mistake subject Ren. When was Chuck Norris in Star Wars?

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Toast, he was in all of them. He was the Force.

 

[Baby Eater]

I thought he was the Death Star subject Ren.