Go back to being a Kindergarten Cop subject Waffles-nator! XD
Now, this is the story all about how
Toast's life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit there Eugenia
I'll tell you how Toast became the prince of place called California
In London town born and raised
By the pub was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some darts near the pool
When a couple of Cockneys
Who were wearing Rhinestones
Startin' making trouble near Livingstones
He got in one little fight and his mum got scared
She said 'We're moving our asses to Cali by air'
He whistled for a cabbie and when it came near
The license plate said Califunny and it had some beads in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cabbie was called Sally
But he thought 'Man forget it' - 'I say plank! to Cali'
Toast pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And he yelled to the cabbie 'Pip, pip cheerio!'
He looked to he kingdom
He wasn't in Estonia
Went to sit on his throne as the Prince of California
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