The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Subject Lambi Laughter's the best medicine so BAHA you fell down!

Subject Sas I already have a Kratos persona!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subjects are bid hello.

 

[Lambi]

Subjects Waffles and Toast, you were both ninja'd by Vaude...

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far~

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*Disappears*...

Huh...that was interesting subjects...

S-Subject Ren...?

Very much so, subject BT, can you pass the gauze?

Subjects, I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Can't say hi right now subject M2, Subject BT's kinda fucked up.

Yep..
*tosses a roll of gauze to subject Vaudess*

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, subject Mudkip.
Subject Vee, that is how we all got our degrees.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Vaude!

Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!~

Subject Sas, have you seen Dr. Mario with lyrics on youtube?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Just as long as you have fever or the chills!~
Hi Subject M2!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Lambi as long as you got the fever or the chills!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subjects...
You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Lambi, I have not and cannot.
Youtube video watching on my connection is like trying to convince a footballer to take a pay cut. Impossible. *Twitches*

Subject BT, you take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]Sorry, subject Sas. And yes, I am, though I picked that line from Unskippable. Also, that was a great analogy![/sub]

*falls down* Subjects, I- I'm sorry...

*spreads cape and glides through the Asylum window*

 

[Lambi]

Subject E, you skipped this part:

Take off your pants...
Good, now let's see...
Turn your head and cough...
Okay, now do me.
Please?~

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh burn, subject Sas. XD

Thank you, subject E.
...
At this rate, subject BT is going to be absolutely fine.

S-Subject Ren?

 

[Baby Eater]

*batarangs subject Ren*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*studies subject BT* Nope, he wont be able to walk for a while..I can tell.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Waffles, hello.
Subject E, what is the problem?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, not yet, subject E.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Im talking about even when he is awake subject Vaudess...
Id say about 2 weeks...maybe 3.

 

[Sassafrass]

Aye, it is, subject Vee.
But also very true.