The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Ren3004]

*opens door*
Subject Toast... I'm going outside... I have to...
*audience screams*
It is... my destiny...
*steps outside and gets sucked into a vortex*

 

[Baby Eater]

If you don't make it back,subject Ren, I'll comfort Vaude

 

[Sleekgiant]

Subjects, I'll be on later tonight, I'm going out of town, see ya

 

[Baby Eater]

Hi and bye subject Sleek

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Wakes up from coma*
Ugh, good morning subjects, is The Alien still on the loose?

 

[Baby Eater]

Yeah it ran awa- *kzzrt.fried alien falls from ceiling*....nevermind,subject Smag,the bug zapper got him.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Uh, subject Toast, that isn't the one that came out of me. I think that was from another part of the asylum...

<color=darkgreen>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ye-up, defenetly two of them here, they're multiplying some how...

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects are told HOLY SH-!
I have a feck ton of enemies on my screen!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas summon the GIGA CHOCOBO!

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=darkgreen>SKREEE!
<color=hotpink>SKREEE!
<color=darkblue>SKREEE!

Subjects, we're in trouble...

 

[Sassafrass]

IT DIDN'T WORK, SUBJECT TOAST!
Although kicking their asses with a sword, a staff and various bits of magic did.

 

[Baby Eater]

*riding submissive alien like a horse* Why,subject Smag?

Subject Sas I will hunt down Square Enix and force them to make a Giga Chocobo summon.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Pulls out Pulse Rifle*
Take this you FU-
*Shoots green and blue Alien in head, killing them*
<color=hotpink>*Dodges shot*
*Scurries away to hidden chamber*

Subjects, I think that last one was a juvinile queen. Quick! Toast! Seel off Vaudess' room. That's our best bet on where it'll go when it matures!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Dies
Finally,he has died,I am alone and best
*Drags body*
*Returns*
Hello all new subjects

 

[Baby Eater]

Ok,subject Smag. Yah,Ruin! *Alien spits acid around door,sealing it*

Who's a good alien? You are! *petting Ruin*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Toast, arn't you a little worried that The Queen Alien will call Ruin off?

<color=hotpink>SKREEE!

*Ruin runs off, dumping Toast on ground*

 

[Baby Eater]

*dumps pheremones on self. Ruin runs back* I thought this through,subject Smag.

Hey subject Lycan

 

[Smagmuck_]

Good subject Toast. Be careful.
*Tosses Toast Pulse Rifle*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Smag Pulse Rifles are for pussies!

 

[Ren3004]

Subjects, I'm ba- *Alien runs in front of Ren*
Oh, screw this!