The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

*hears Rex*
*eyes violently flash bright red*
*appears in front of Rex*
*forces both her arms through Rex's torso, picks him up overhead, and rips him apart*
*tosses the two pieces aside and stomps on his head*
*forcefully kicks both pieces through the wall*
Subject Smag, i'll be there in a minute...
*slowly walks through the wall to the pieces of Rex*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn I'm undead already *snaps fingers. The walls start to tremble and the lights go out as a ball of light surrounds Venn,turning him into a man*

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Eyes twitch at subject VENNs violence*
Play it cool and hope that she isn't as violent in the sack. /thought

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

What happened to Vita-chambers?

That meanie, subject Venn. Why did you insult her? You know she likes to kill.

Dammit. We're not even a ghost. We're just a floating consciousness.

 

[DJude]

*it horribly backfires*
*Toast is engulfed in a bright light*
*he is seemingly violently distorted and starts flickering in and out of reality*
Ahh, dammit Subject Toast!
*runs at Toast*
*once she gets close to him they both explode in a bright red light*
...
...
...
*they reappear perfectly unharmed*
You are damned lucky i didn't let progress any further Subject Toast...

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn why are you mad? I made you the correct gender!

 

[DJude]

Ah fuck, i told you not to do that! now your perception of reality is all messed up
*clutches on to Toasts head*
*both their eyes flash*
There, better?

 

[Baby Eater]

My perception was fine subject Venn now my eyes just hurt.

 

[DJude]

Yeah, that should wear off in a few seconds... and maybe to you, but you obviously didn't have a firm grip on the reality around you...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject VENN, are you alright?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn we live in an asylum nobody has a grip on reality. For all we know you're the one with a messed up view and you've been a guy all along

 

[DJude]

Yeah, i'm fine Subject Smag, although, i'm not sure about Subject Toast... so, where were we?

Spoiler: *appears wearing lingerie*

Subject Toast, here *tosses Toast a Rubiks cube* amuse yourself...

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Pops into subject Toast's head*

Subject Toasty? The vita-chamber didn't work for me. Try to get me a body.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Blushes at Subject VENNs apearence*
Uh, I think we were going to meet under the, uh...
*Stunned*

 

[Baby Eater]

Why is it that whenever someone needs a body they ask me? Sigh...ok subject Rex do you want a robot or to use a real body?

*tosses the rubiks cube at subject Venn's head* I am now amused.

 

[DJude]

Yees? Subject Smag?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Real body, subject Toasty. And I would've asked subject Max but he's not here at the moment.

 

[Smagmuck_]

The, uh. Sheets?
*Looks Subject VENN over*

 

[Baby Eater]

Ok subject Rex I'll get a body right now.

*knocks Smag unconcious with a bat and drags him to my cell*

*puts note on cell door*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Ow, subjects.