The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, I'm the only subject who has had the pleasure it seems. *hugs Toast* I shall go back and read them, subject Toast.

Hey, subject D, good to see you too. *waves warily before collapsing in comfy chair*

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

You're not alone Subject Vaude, we had similar troubles, but replace half an hour with about a week.

Hoo boy, that sucked.

 

[Baby Eater]

Rinunciato con il flirt, D. tematico. Non inserirete mai questa signora giusta conosciuta come Vaude.

 

[DJude]

*appears out of nowhere twirling a large halberd*
*jumps at D and slashes him down the back*
*swings the halberd back around and jams it in his neck*
Hello again...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hello, subject Venn. *puts feet up* I am not cut out for being a boiler maintenance professional, that's for sure.

I sympathize, subject ICH.

 

[Baby Eater]

Venn tematico ha fatto un eccellente apparenza dei *tips di hat*

 

[DJude]

Most likely...
*[small]breaks the halberd in half, hits D in the face with one half then sticks the other half in his chest[/small]*

 

[DJude]

////DISREGARD////

 

[Baby Eater]

(Translation from last post) Subject Venn made an excellent appearance *tips hat*

 

[DJude]

*disappears then reappears infront of D*
Why? theres no bad outcome for me if i continue...

*appears beside Toast eying his hat*
i do ever so admire that hat, can i have it?

 

[Baby Eater]

Sorry,subject Venn. Tim chose me to be his master and I shall honor his choice

If you call out Melvin I'll stop insulting you in italian,D

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You insignificant mites! You'll all lose your heads for not bowing down below my knees as i entered the door!
*Head rotates 90 degrees to the left* Meh i don't really care what you do... Just... follow the big guy and leave me out of it... P.S. the big guy is the guy who just talked....
*Head rotates 90 dgrees to the left again* Well, do whatever you want as long as you know I have the brains on this head.
*Head rotates 90 more degrees to the left* Damnit red! I told you I'M the original! Don't act so superior like you control this body! It's MY damn body! God! If i had a sword right now i'd slice your part of the face off! AND YOU PURPLE! I'M the big guy! And Blue! It's MY brains! God! I'm so sick of you 3! Why did i pull out that stupid sword?!

 

[DJude]

*while still admiring Toast's hat*
Subject D, that would mean....?

Dis... you are sooo late, heh, it's funny really...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh! Subject Toast, can I wear Tim again?

Subject D is right, *Shows stitches from being disemboweled slightly earlier* Don't.

 

[DJude]

....
Aaanndd?