The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'll be back in a bit.

 

[Lambi]

When Jesus rose from the dead, subject Rex. And when something rises from the dead, it's a zombie. Hence, Jesus is a zombie.

Subject Bloody, he isn't able to bite you and you aren't able to do anything to him. Or us, for that matter, except make us startle.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yeah, and you guys can't do anything to me! Which means im immortal basically subject Lambi.

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This all a dream...a stupid one at that.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Would I be in your dreams, subject Evil? Hmmmm?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

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It's not a dream!
Hey subject E, you finally realized that I was right and you were wrong.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Bloody, you might be immortal, but your also untouchable, meaning you can't touch anything and nothing can touch you. Can you put your hand through your chest?

And subject Rex, he likes to be called E now, not Evil.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

He knows that already subject Lambi!
Yes I can subject Lambi...
Wait, does that mean no more hats?
Oh wait I forgot I was wearing a fedora when I died...WOOHOO!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Can ghosts touch other ghosts, subject Lambi? And I don't care how not evil subject Evil is, I'm still calling him subject Evil. We talked about this 200+ pages ago.

 

[Ren3004]

Hello, subjects! *lays on the ground*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Ren!
*fades out of reality*
*fades back in behind subject Ren*
Subject Ren! Im a ghost now and it feels awesome! And it's fun to!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, why are you screwing the rules? You don't have money nor green hair!

 

[Ren3004]

GAH! Subject BLT, you scared me.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ha! I knew I could scare somebody!

Subject Max I have money!
Well I will....once I get a picture of my self to the nobel peace... prize... place....

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, your going to send a picture of a ghost to the Nobel Committee about your theory that if you die you'll be a ghost? Yeah, I think you were beaten by many of the religions, ghost shows, and people on ebay in the world.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I was the first to prove it subject Max!
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Still, with how stupid people are today im bound to get a few thousand.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, I'd have to hurt you. That would mean that stupid people would still be around as ghosts annoying people. The only thing we'd be able to do is put up with it until the Ghost busters arrived.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

That reminds me subject Max...
Wheres the vacuum?

Subject E no!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject E, time for some Luigi's Mansion!*takes out vacuum*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I was thinking more along the lines of sucking subject BT into the vacuum subject Max!

Your just mean subject E!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject E, no! We need to make the call!
We must use the power of the 80s and 90s!