The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, yep.
[sub]*evil laugh*[/sub]

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Screw this then! Next time im getting Phoenix subject Max, he's better, and I only have to pay him $300!

 

[Lambi]

Subject Max just told you, subject M2. The core of the planet.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, that's his "appearance fee". Trust me, the game doesn't show you what his real charge is. It's about 3 times my charge, and that's even if you lose.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Alright. No laws then, Subject Max? How does a lawyer operate then?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Alright alright!
*checks wallet*
Would you settle for $500 subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, actually we can pick and choose the laws we use in court because we are in thhe core of the planet and all the countries are above us. Except we don't stone people to death anymore.
Subject BT, $550 and that's as low as I go.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
$525 subject Max.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject BT, I'm going to check on Subject Rebecca. *glares at everyone* If ANYONE says anything, I will sue them. *warps to Subject Rebecca's room*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, $550.
Subject Mudkip, you can't sue me! You need to be evil to sue people.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

$1000 SUBJECT MAX!

*pretends to be sleeping*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, deal.*gets $1000 in real cash*
You need to learn how to haggle better Subject BT.

 

[Baby Eater]

*rises out of lava pool*

Yaawn! That was a great nap,subjects!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Sleeping, eh? Let's see if we can't fix that! *tickles Subject Rebecca*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Woohoo!
Wait a second subjects...

Hi subject Toast!

*tries to hold laughter in, but fails* Heh! S-subject M2, I was sleeping.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, why hello. I have just finished getting my payment from Subject BT.
Who wants some food?
Subject BT, too late. I agreed to the deal, and you signed for it when you hired me. So pay up.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Grrr...Wait, subject Max Im a Ghost remember!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

If you were sleeping, I'm a three headed dinosaur, Subject Rebecca! *kisses her* Good morning.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max! What kind of conman are you!?

When you con someone you spend the money on cocaine and hookers!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, oh not only food, but presents and some equipment. It makes it better when it's someone else's money. Also, welfare from you.
[sub]I taught him well![/sub]
Subject Toast, I'm a lawyer I'm supposed to be evil. Also, that's your gift.