The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, okay. I thought I was going to have to sue someone for an international offence.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, I can fly myself.

Subject Rebecca, what do you say?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Subject Max, there's a lava bug[footnote]Bug found exclusively in the center of Earth.[/footnote] on your shoulder.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max since we're in the Earth's core,how would I magnet work? *looks at packaged refrigerator magnet horrificly*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Well, no ive never flown before subject M2...so sure I guess

Oh subject E! Subject Max wants and ass kicking!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, oh.*freaks out*
Fire! Fire!*jumps into pool of water*
Drowning! Drowning!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Here, get on my back and hold tight, Subject Rebecca.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

O...kay. *jumps onto subject M2's back*

Okay, ill save you then subject E can kick your ass subject M2...
Wait im a ghost shit!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, good question. I'd answer it if I wasn't drowning.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Subject Max can't swim!
*Pulls up lounge chair*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, because of the devil fruit!*drowning*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*jumps through roof and flies out to the surface* So, where do you want to go, Subject Rebecca?
(By the way, the force barrier prevents her from getting harmed)

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I know, subject Max! That's why I'm watching you die!

 

[Roxas1359]

But I'm already dead! Subjects, help!

 

[Baby Eater]

*pulls subject Max up using a fishing pole*

 

[Roxas1359]

Thank you Subject Toast. You get extra hookers with your gift.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You pick subject M2.
Good, now I can do this...
Oh subject E! Subject Maxieon wants an ass kicking!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Damn. Now subject Max will get mad at me.
*Cowers in undisposed location*

 

[Baby Eater]

I don't need hookers subject Max!

I'm already in pursuit of a certain Escapist vixen.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Let's go as fast as I can, Subject Rebecca! *speeds off at 500 mph*