The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Pulls lounge chair out of cell*
*sits*
Alright, subject Max. What is it?

 

[Rainboq]

Subject WAB, what do you need inspiration for?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You didn't leave me any room to talk Subject Lambi!

An original RP Subject Rain. I'm on no real deadline though that was just show.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*sighs* It's alright subject M2...

*dodges* YOU'LL NEVER HIT ME!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Fist pumps subject Rex*

Yes,subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I just got back from paying the bills. You guys ran up and Electric bill of over $90500 dollars. Medical equipment we have doesn't get charged otherwise it would have been over one million. We had a water bill of $75600, and your cell phone bills; especially Subjects Rebecca, Mudkip, Flora, and Glenns bills, were over $80000. We aren't made of money you know! Good thing I won that $2,000,000 dollar lawsuit.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject E, I haven't launched it yet. You just dodged thin air. Oh, and by the way! HAAAAAAAAAAA! *extremely large ball of energy launches from Subject M2's hands*

Subject Max, I don't have a cell phone.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

What! That's impossible subject Max! I don't even have a cellphone!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

The electric bill in no way is a result of the exploits that go on in my cell, subject Max!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, well it is registered that you two do Subjects Mudkip and Rebecca.
Subject Rex that is what the bills were!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, I can bloody teleport you know. If I wanted to talk to here, I'd warp to her room.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max we live in the core of the Earth using thermal energy on an independent generator. Who tricked you into paying fake bills?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I swear to god i don't subject Max! I try to save us money!

Subject Max! Was I on a list, did I raise a bill to a large amount of money!?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

[sup][sup]Better turn of that lightning bolt synthesizer the subjects have no way of knowing about. If anyone even tries to go into my cell they'll get Zaped! Which is why I sleep in this hole.[/sup][/sup]

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*huge explosion is heard in the background* ILL KILL YOU SUBJECT RED BARON!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, apparently the world has been fighting for control of earth. As a result they are taxing everything. It is the U.S's government, and I had to pay them so that they don't try to attack us and cause some damage.
Now onto other maters; Subject Flora your in trouble for giving Subject E drugs!
*stops Subject E and restrains him so that he can't move, and the same for Subject Flora*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, I CAN BLOODY TELEPORT!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, I know you can. It just means that someone in the Asylum is using your information. Identity theft.
Subject BT, yes you were on the list of bills. Oh and we've all been banned from Italy.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Wheres the Red Baron! Subjects I must shoot down the Red Baron!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

[sup][sup]I need to turn that thing off. I'll just push this button......[/sup][/sup]
[HEADING=3]*BOOM!*[/HEADING]

Subjects, has anyone seen my cell?