The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Blasphemous Rex]

Cats are dirty rotten creatures! Put him back in the kennel subject Whitney!!

Alright.....

*Puts subject BT in kennel*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, okay and what is the puzzle?
Subject Adam, there's already one Rosie O'Donnel, the world doesn't need another.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*snaps* Enjoy it, *****.
Subject Whitney, for being such a kind person...*snaps; A hundred kitties appear around Subject Whitney*

Subject Max, we have to walk to it.

You're almost there.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

It's not her fault being so kind, subject Adam. She's pure kindness...

They're soooooo cute!

*Gets licked on face*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, then hurry up!*far ahead of Subject Mudkip*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

What the-HEY! SUBJECT ADAM! TURN ME BACK TO A DAMN CAT YOU ASS HOLE!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*flies to subject Max*
It's called a reward, Subject Rex. Maybe you would have heard of it if you weren't so mean. For that Subject BT, *snaps; Subject BT is now a snail*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I was mean cause I was punted!
I was still walking around funny! Now turn me back subject Adam!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Awwwww.....

Worth it, subject Adam.....

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Adam, turn him back before Donald Trump finds him and tries to turn the Asylum into another Starbucks.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Both of you shall be....*snaps; Subject BT is a female dog in heat, Subject Rex is a male dog*

Subject Max, we're here.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Adam, that's just wrong on many scales.
Subject Mudkip, okay so what's the first puzzle?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*thinks* wait, im a ghost...
*gets out of body*

Dammit subject Adam! Your so lucky I was a ghost!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Woof! Woof, Woof! (dammit, subject Adam!!!)
Woof. (revenge is bitter sweet, subject BT)
*pant* (phew......)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hey ass hole...or subject Rex....I am a ghost and now your stuck with a normal female dog in heat!

Im gonna go possess another cat.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, we're on a pirate ship, and surrounded by bi-planes.
Thanks for reminding me, Subject BT. *turns Subject BT into the female dog in heat.* No ghost powers for you.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Woof, Woof! Barka, Barka! (There are children here, subject Pervert!!!!)

So cute.....

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You can't do that to a ghost you know! We are almost immortal subject Adam!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, Bi-planes? Hold on real quick.*starting to plan*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Did I mention that I'm God, Subject BT? For that...*transforms Subject Rex into a pack of dogs*