The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Glady subject Rex.

*grabs subject Max as hand hand fwooshes his throat then crushes his skull with a spork*

 

[Roxas1359]

*dies and uses vita-chamber*
Subject Lambi, thank you.
Subjects beside Lambi, you are the worst murderers ever! But now I don't need to be killed.

 

[Lambi]

*Decapitates subject Max*

What was that? Sorry, I didn't hear you.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Subject Max is Brook again, right?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yeah yeah yeah, shut up subject Max....

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects I'm instituting a new rule for my cell/office

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I see why it's awesome subject Toast! Meow.

 

[Baby Eater]

Then you are allowed in my office between the hours of 1 and 5 subject BT

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I can see why it's awesome also! You'd have to be an idiot not to.
Subject Rex, yes.
Subject Lambi, I don't need to die anymore. You can go and kill another Subject.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

EST or GMT Subject Toast?

 

[Lambi]

Sorry about that, subject Max. I didn't hear you soon enough.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject BT and Max riddle me this:Why is it awesome exactly?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lambi, I don't blame you.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Well subject Toast, there is 2 reasons why,

1: If we are speaking Pro wrestling, he is pile driving the shit out of that shark.

2: It's a huge burly man tackle hugging an upside down shark that is out of waters in a pink background, what is not to be awesome of that?

 

[Lambi]

Thank you, subject Max.
And now to continue with what I was doing...

*Goes to cell, locks door, loud noises are heard*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Stealthy cat skills! Activate!
*sneaks into subject Lambi's cell to see what all the noises are*

 

[Baby Eater]

Excellent job subject BT! *high five*

And I mean pacific standard time (california time)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ooooh subject Toast...
Ok so that's about 2 hours off of my time right now....awww just an hour off! Dammit I wanted to sleep on you desk!

 

[Baby Eater]

Sorry subject BT you'll have to answer tomorrow's riddle.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, well:
It is a man who looks like Rambo, with Fidel Castro's mustache who is pile driving a shark with a pink background.