The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lambi, a Wilhelm scream? Why is the Wilhem Gustloff in your room? That was the worst naval tragedy in history.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Sits next to subject BT*

What's with you and the cat?

Well, I'm part cat so I naturally like him!

Well, I'm part cat and I hate him.

*Cuts piece of steak and put on plate*

 

[Baby Eater]

I think he meant a Wilheim scream

 

[Lambi]

*Another message appears*

Yes, subject Bloody.

Nevermind the noises, subject Max.

*Loud noises get louder*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Rex, what's going to happen when she's in heat?
*continues eating steak*
Subject Lambi, but the Wilhem Gustloff was the worst naval tragedy in history. Over 10,000 innocent men, women, and children were killed and only a few survived. Then after WWII ended the Russians scavenged the ship and blew up the wreck from the inside to cover it up.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Both of you shut up before i claw your eyes out!

Ok then subject Lambi, that will be useful.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

.........Damn, subject Max..........

*Cuts steak and chews*

 

[Lambi]

Spoiler: Subject Toast, I meant this scream

*Loud noises get quiet*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lambi, good. Because we'd have a problem if you were sinking a ship, killing 10,000 innocent men, women, and children, then scavenging the wreck and blowing it up.

 

[Lambi]

*Another message appears*

Subject Max, I didn't even know what you were talking about.

*Loud noises start, then stop, then start again, then stop again, etc. for 5 minutes*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Lambi the scream is in soooooooo many movies

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lambi, look up the ship the Wilhem Gustloff and you'll see.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Got that right subject Toast, mew.

Subject Max, since I can turn back into a human whenever I feel like it, I don't gotta use the litter box! HAHAHAHA!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!
*Goes kill crazy*
"Vita chamber activated,subject Bloody"
"Vita chamber activated,subject Rex"
"Vita chamber activated,subject Max"
"Vita chamber activated,subject Lambi"
"Vita chamber activated,subject Eater"

 

[Lambi]

Damn it, subject Lycan! Thank goodness my invention was spared.

*Opens door, wields a small gun*

Subject Toast, here's your birthday present. Took me awhile to make it, but here you go. It's a Mini-Replica gun, or MR gun for short. Shoot anyone and a chibi[footnote]Childlike.[/footnote] version of that person appears besides them.

*Hands Toast the MR gun*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

MAKING GUNS IS MY JOB!
*Goes into Berzerker mode*
"Vita chamber activated,subject Lambi"
Though very fine workmanship on it.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, but when you do that, can you turn back into a human-cat hybrid?
Subject Lycan, got it out of your system? Want some Cerberus steaks? Guess what the meat is from?

 

[Lambi]

HEY! It was a birthday present for Toast, subject Lycan!

*Cuts Lycan's throat*
"Vitachamber activated, subject Lycan"
Why, thank you.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Tears Lambi limb from limb*
"Vita chamber activated,subject Lambi"
You could have asked me to make it!
yes please subject Max.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yeah, yeah I can subject Max, watch!
*turns from a cat to a human then back again*
What have you done?