The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

[sup]SHHHH, im trying to sneak up on Subject BLT in my tan- i mean uh, church...[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, oh look a church.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects. Is that a church on treads?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*blood clears off every spot it landed on then the bullet whole in my head clears away*

Ta-da subject Whitney!!!!! Magic For the Win motha fuckas!

Yes it is subject Smag...It also has a nuke in it planted my me!
*pushes button*
*boom*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

That's gross, subject BT! Be a cat again, please.....

 

[DJude]

*the tank church sneals up behind BLT*
*the barrel of the church aims at BLT*
[sup]almost, got it...![/sup]
*an artillery shell is shot at BLT's head*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Awww....It's always fun doing that!
Fine subject Whitney!
*morphs into a cat*
How dare you hit a cat subject VENN!!!!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, I can make a joke right now. But I don't want to offend people.

 

[DJude]

*the shell takes off BLT's head*
[sup]Yesssss...[/sup]
*the church slowly drives away*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Yay! And you dodged that shell fired from the church, subject BT!

 

[DJude]

[sup]No he didn't subject Rex...[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, should I say my joke about the church on treads?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Yes he did, subject Venn!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*comes back to life*
I don't know if you know subject VENN, but im fucking immortal! Don't ask how, I just am.

SAY IT SUBJECT MAX!
*Slaps him in the face with a rubber glove*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, yeah thanks to the vita-chamber!
Should I make the joke?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No, I was immortal before the VitaChambers. (hint: Avatar bitches!)


And say it!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max,DOOOO EET!

 

[DJude]

*the church is nowhere in site*
*VENN walks in*
Subject BLT, you say that as if no one knew... we're all "immortal"

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject VENN? Dance?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, a church on treads is how the pope spreads Catholicism in the Middle East.