The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

I trout slapped the evil one subject E

*flips back from force of the kick and throws ninja starfish*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

The Evil one subject Toast talks through me! He is in my mind! He is the evil side of me coming back! Do it again! Only this time! Try harder to kill him!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, I took some lessons from Subject Evil!
Subject Toast, they share a body. Wait here's a thought; if Subject E has an alternate persona, doesn't that mean that Subject Rebecca can get one to?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You are learning well subject Max!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Evil, I try my best.
*puts Subject BT in cage and on neuter scooter*
Now Subject BT, to the vet!

 

[DJude]

*catches the starfish and crushes it*
Really? your resorting to puns?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

B-but the vet won't take a human!
*morphs back into a human*
Ha subject Max!
This is when you beat him with a frying pan subject Max!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, who said we were going to a normal vet.
Now I need you to sleep.*hits on head with baseball bat*
Subject E, why a frying pan? It didn't do go for Conker in Live and Reloaded.

 

[Baby Eater]

I was gonna go with beaver punch subject Venn,but I thought you would take it the wrong way *raccoon cannon*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Cause frying pans are funner! HAHAHA- *subject E uppercuts self*
Stop talking!

 

[DJude]

*mercilessly beats BLT with an oversized prying pan*
*continues beating BLT for roughly half an hour*
*after the pan breaks from the constant hitting it is quickly replaced with a large spear*
*jumps up and thrusts the spear down into BLT*

*hears Toast*
*swings BLT up with the spear and throws him at Toast*
Subject E, should i hit you whenever he starts talking?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subjects, I am goingg to revive the manly picture contest.

 

[Roxas1359]

*hits Subject Evil with metal bat*
Sorry Subject E, just because he's evil doesn't mean that he is excused from using proper grammar.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Your all mean subjects!
hey subject Venn?
*drop kicks subject VENN in the face*

Ow! Why do you think I used in-proper grammar subject Max?

 

[DJude]

*bites down hard on E's foot*
*pulls him by the leg and throws him at a wall using only her mouth*
What was that for Subject E?

 

[Baby Eater]

*trout slaps subject Fury*No reviving!

*dodges spear,getting cut slightly,and slashes Venn with a swordfish*

 

[Roxas1359]

*arrives at "vet"*
Subject BT, wake up. We are here.
*shows Subject BT run-down ally door with blood on it that says 'Vet'*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

For trying to kill subject BT! I don't like him much, but I am sworn to an oath!

..
Now give me that spear subject VENN.
*grabs spear and starts stabbing self with it* What are you-OW! That is hurting me to!

*turns into a cat and claws the vets face off*
I NEED THOSE!

 

[Roxas1359]

*puts needle in cat causing him to turn back to human and fall asleep*
Subject BT, don't worry. This is perfectly safe.
*Subject BT falls asleep for entire procedure*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Subjects, my dad just beat me. So I'm gonna go. I'll try to be back for the 500 page party.