The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, wait! I found the best one of them ever!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Whats going on-
*grabs subject E and puts him into a mini rocket*
*Jumps in*
I REGRET NOTHING!
*Rocket only goes about 4 feet from starting point*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Max, you are in need of applause for finding that!

*Goes to cell lockdown to escape subject Louis*

 

[Baby Eater]

*warps next to subject Sas* Buy me a drink,dahl?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*jumps out of rocket*
Am I safe subject Eeeeeeee.....

GRABBING PILLZ!

Mother fu-

*starts running*
CKEEEEEEER!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, don't worry. The Heavy killed Subject Louis!*points to dead body* Also, since he is not registered here, he can't use the Vita-Chamber!

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure thing, subject Toa-
Did you just call me dahl?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ummm...subject Max...what about the Heavy?

 

[Baby Eater]

Uhhhh....NO! Why would I do tha-SMOKEBOMB! *throws smokebomb and warps to subject Vaude's cell*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, I return!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, good point. I have an idea!*throws Sasha into river of lava and Heavy jumps out window and lands in lava* There problem solved.

 

[Baby Eater]

Hey subject Smag!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Thank you subject Max...
SUBJECTS! THE PROBLEMS SOLVED!

Hiya subject Max!

 

[Sassafrass]

Huh...*Warps back to Asylum*
Is Louis dead now, subjects? *Stands next to man made of tape*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Watching TV*

Oh hi, subject Toast.

Subject Sas, watch out! it's the Betamax Bandit!

 

[Baby Eater]

Hey subject Vau-Naked News TV!? Really Vaude!?....
>_>
.....
<_<
*sits down next to Vaude and watches TV*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hey subject Toast, I am slightly depressed becuase VENN isn't here to cuddle with me.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
I need whiskey!
To the bloodmobile!
NANANANANANANANANANA BLOOD MAN!
*puts on red colored batman suit*
Subject BT...you are truly and idiot.

Blood-o-rang! Go!
*it hits subject E in the head*

Ow! What the fuck!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Smag he's busy "getting pwned on MW2"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Subject Toast, this is a war documentary. *Raises eyebrow*