Hello Subject Stick.
*intercom*
Subjects, welcome to the lava-train. Please sit down and buckle up as we increase our speed. Please don't stick your arms, head, or legs outside the windows at this time, and no violence, killing, maiming, beating, shooting, stabbing, sacrificing, or injuring any other Subjects while on the train. If you have any questions, please use the little phone in the cars to ask.
*intercom end*