The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

I know subject Vaude but did I sound convincing?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I don't care this place just really needs to be cleaned out!
If I was in charge, this would be unacceptable and if one spot of this place wasn't even the slightest but sparkly, you'd be fired!
Hey! Im not an idiot subject Toas-

JESUS CHRIST A PAPER BAG!
*films it*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure thing, subject Toast. Didn't scare me but you sounded convincing!

Subject BT, don't wander off too far this time...
Subject E, We'll get to cleaning in a bit maybe.

 

[Baby Eater]

A PAPER BAG SUBJECT BT!? *watches*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*tosses knife into Subject E's forehead* This is Death's Head, not heaven.

Subject Vaude, he has. He's actually a pleasant guy, though his form is disturbing.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*pulls knife out of hand*
Dick head
*doesn't listen to subject Vaudess and wanders off to film the paper bag*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject E, shut up. I had to deal with Hitler, I can deal with you.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Appearances mean nothing to me, subject M2, if he's a nice enough bloke. *Shrugs*

Subject BT!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects I'll be right back.
*POP*
...
...
*Comes back with hugh heffners soul*
There, now after this I can take his place.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*too far away to hear subject Vaudess*
Subjects?
Subjects?
What the hell are tho-
*gets hit in the neck with a purple dart*
Subjects...I feel funny....
*gets hit several more times*
*falls over knocked out*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vaude, what I mean is that he chooses to be a bishonen.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Damn I just want to be a Reaper more and fucking more! I don't know why though subjects...it all seems pretty pointless.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects since my chopper was sploded I got a new ship.

Meet the Grey Fox!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Toast.
O_O
I call dibs on Navagator!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

You know, you're all taking the news that our boss is androgynous pretty well, Subjects.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Smag likes the ship,eh?

Fine you can be navigator.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject M2, a bishonen, eh?
Do I need to have a meeting with him or does he come to me?

...
Better find, subject BT.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*sighs*
I hate to admit it subjects, but im slightly worried for subject BT. Usually he would be back by now.

Im coming with you subject Vaudess...that way I can kick his ass for leaving in the first place.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

I can schedule it. I'll need your IQ, your name, and your age, Subject Vaude.

 

[Smagmuck_]

We finally get to know Subject Vaudess age.
*Waits with anticipation*