The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

Oh hohoho, Subject Vaude, you and your imagination...
*VENN allows Nev to take over*
*Nev immediately dashes at E*
REHAHAHEHAHAHHH!!!
*Nev latches onto E and two large knives appear in his hands*
*Nev drives one into E's shoulder and the other into his chest*
*he rips the one in his shoulder out from the side and shatters E's sternum with the other*
AHAHAHA, you think, that you can just go and mess with Subject Vaude and her sisters without any thing happening DON'T YOU!?
*Nev rips open E's head with his hands*
WELL GUESS FUCKIN' WHAT!? YOU CAN'T!!!
*Nev forces his arm down into E's head and rips out his heart from his chest*
*Nev then rips open E's chest and rips out his spine*
REAHAHAHAHAA!
*Nev's control abruptly ends and VENN takes over*
Whoa, *ahem* is that good enough Subject Vaude?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Okay, im clear on the list subject Alucard.
...
Wait a second! If we are judging this on kill death ratio!
Subject E killed 95 thousand people in 5 minutes just by using a tooth pick and his teeth!
That would boost him to.... #6!

Why must you tickle me to death subject Nev?

And they tried to poison me subject Nev!

 

[Lambi]

But are we judging this on kill death ratio, subject Bloody? Subject Soh can always scan us...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Fine subject E was boosted to number 8 right behind Triple M.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Blood, subject Sas?

Hey, subject Toast, wasn't that song how we met? XD

Ooh, now that's what I'm talking about, subject Smag.

 

[Sassafrass]

SUBJECTS!!!

I have a solution to find out who is the most powerful. *Holds up bed pans*

[HEADING=2]BED PAN RACE!!![/HEADING]

 

[Lambi]

Hmm. I wonder where subjects Wrath and Kefka would rank...

No! Subject Sas, don-

A bedpan race, subject Sas? *Evil grin*

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, look at your hand, subject Vee. *Points*

Why, yes. A bed pan race, subject Lambi.

 

[Baby Eater]

I think so subject Vaude XD.

Subject Sas Granny Toast turned her bad pan into a Boeing 747.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I know Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts subjects,
Bow chicka wow wow.
*shoots subject Tucker in the head*
...
Meh, he was annoying.

 

[Sassafrass]

...She is one awesome granny, subject Toast.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yay Granny Toast!

...Oh dear, subject Sas, that is a lot of blood.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'm going to take that as a no.
*Tosses subject V a box of .50s*
Have fun!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Comes in with arm torn off*
Who released the bears subjects?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Tucker....Never.Be.Alone.

Hell yes subject Sas and Vaude! She taught MacGuyver how to be MacGuyver!

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes...it is a bit, subject Vee. *Grabs first aid kit*
You gotta be more careful, ya know?

 

[DJude]

*is standing silent covered in E's blood*
...
...
*sniff*
*sniff*
Is that?
*sniff*
Blueberry Vodka?
...
*sniffs self*
Oh yeah, it's Subject E's blood...
*licks hand*

 

[Sassafrass]

...Remind me not to annoy her, subject Toast.
I'm don't wanna die being beaten into bloody pulp!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

He's doing that voice again subjects..

Subject Venn, it wasn't you who tore off my arm it was the bears...
why are you licking the stub of my arm?

 

[DJude]

Your right Subject E, it was Subject Nev, and i think when he ripped open your head he messed up something in your brain... sorry...