The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Smirks* Yeah, yeah, subject Toast. I believe you.

*Bows* Why thank ya', subject M2.

...Wanna borrow my mallet, subject Nev?

Hehe, subject BT, why so suspisious~?

 

[DJude]

*due to lacking connection Nev just decides to kill whatevers within a 10 foot radius*
AAAHHH!!!
*Vita Chamber activated - Subject BLT*
*Vita Chamber activated - Subject Toast*
*Vita Chamber activated - Subject Max*
*Vita Chamber activated - Subject Smag*
*Vita Chamber activated - Subject M2*
*Vita Chamber activated - Subject Nev*
*Vita Chamber activated - Subject Smag*
*Vita Chamber activated - Subject Fern*
*Vita Chamber activated - Subject Recliner*
*someone delivers pizza to the asylum*

Joe's pizza delivery, that'll be OH MY GO-

*Vita Chamber activated - Subject Pizza Delivery guy*
*Vita Chamber activated - Subject BLT*

*Nev is left panting and covered in blood*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, fine. No adventure.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because theres a gigantic sign right behind you saying "We will rape subject BT with his own cane tonight" Subject Vaudess...

Subject Smag, I didn't hear you.

Subject Nev, Me no can't die no more.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, because he doesn't want any surgery.
Subject Nev, my router is horrible as well, and right now it is so messed up that it is saying that my laptop has no internet connection.

 

[Sassafrass]

...*Twitches twice*

I hate TL;DRs, subjects...

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Nev, I have this thing called "instantaneous regeneration", ever heard of it?

Subject BT, try to stop me. *shoots head*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

W-Whoa, subject Nev...!

We just need to think of one, subject Smag.

...Who the hell bought that, subject BT? XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Smag we need something to start an adventure.

*A unicorn walks casually by* OH MY GOD! That unicorn has nikes!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Why subject Sass?

*hits subject M2 over head with cane, sucking him into a black hole*
Who the hell sold me this cane?!
"VitaChamber Blah Blah Blah subject M2"
Oh and subject M2....
RESPECT YOUR DAMN ELDERS!

Subject Max,
*hits over head with cane*
RESPECT YOUR ELDER!

Something tells me subject Sass did subject Vaudess.

 

[Sassafrass]

...I do believe I got that, subject Vee. Sorry.

[sup][sup]It's meant to say Smag...moron in the shop messed up.[/sup]

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*comes out of dimensional warphole* Subject BT, how would that kill me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

D: *hugs subjects Sas*
*Laughs* Don't forget to take the sign back, eh?

Surgery, subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

*hits Subject BT on head with cane*
No! I respect those who show respect back!
Subject Vaude, yes surgery.

 

[DJude]

*Nev grabs the cane and returns it to Granny Toast*
Subject Granny Toast, Subject BLT tried stealing your cane...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

It did subject M2....
Now would you kindly respect your elder? I-
*walks 2 steps and breaks hip*
OH GOD DAMMIT MY HIP!

Subject Sass! You have your Avatar back! And oh...WAIT A SECOND! S isn't even close to B!

Subject Granny Toast, I did not! this is mine!
*label on it says Property of BT...*
See! Made it for me as a gift!

Subject Max, but you don't show me respect! And your trying to harvest my organs to sell to a bunch of crack heads!

 

[Sassafrass]

Thanks, subject Vee. *Hugs back*

Subject BT, someone posted it on my thread.
And I now need to go beat him to death with a brick...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, what exactly did they post? Just give me a number.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject BT, it did not. Black holes can't kill me, my brother-in-law is one.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Looks at subject BT through a scope*
*Turns on laser*
*Red dot apears on BTs' temple*

Bye, bye.

*Squeezes trigger*
*BTs' head explodes*
VitaChamber activated subject BT...

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