The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I think he just sees a piece of paper and signs it for no reason. Maybe he thinks that someone wants his autograph?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max let's test it out with a blank check

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, my feelings tell me to try...but my mind is holding me back.

 

[Sassafrass]

A toy ban, subject Max?
Also, hi, sorry I haven't been posting, I sorta forgot this was here.

 

[Baby Eater]

But you don't have a brain subject Max

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, Skull Joke!*puts quarter in jar*
Subject Sas, hello and yes. What the state of California wants to do is ban toys from the Kid's meals because they apparently are the cause of childhood obesity.

 

[Sassafrass]

...That's the biggest pile of crap I heard since the 2012 theory, subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, we have many laws like that here. For example, it is illegal for us to own Ferrets as pets because they aren't domestic animals, but cats aren't either. So why aren't they illegal?(I really want a Ferret damn it!)

 

[Baby Eater]

I own a ferret subject Max

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, how? They are illegal in California. Or did you buy it in another state and bring it over?

 

[Baby Eater]

I got it from Nevada subject Max

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, that explains it. That's the loophole in the law.
Subjects, help me convince my friend to come here. He is being a stalker right now and is following me through my posts. Also, he is on his PS3 so some of his comments might not have the best spelling.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Twitches*

Sorry, subject Max, but that really is a big ol' pile of shit. Not allowed ferrets...

Also, subject Max's friend, join us. Become one with the madness, let it take over your mind.
And help me freak out subject Smag before the month is up. XD

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*AHEM*
...
HEY! SUBJECT MAXES STALKER! GET YOUR PASTY LITTLE ASS OVER HERE AND START TAKING BEFORE WE-
[We are having technical issues at the moment, we will be back later with a swearific BT]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, it is easy to freak out Subject Smag. In fact, didn't we scare him yesterday?
Also, this is what happens when we have a person who has been an actor for a long time suddenly go into politics.
*beats Subject BT with cane*
Worst! Response! Ever!

 

[LynxParadox]

Fine fine i'll start posting on here but could i get an explanation for all this
and i'm not on the PS3... were'd you pull the PS3 part form >_> i'm just not that great at spelling.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Subject Soprano says to subject Maxes stalker...

[We are back!]
FUCK SHIT ASS DAMN MOTHER FUCKING CU-
Oh your here....
Well basically subject Soda, we are making you come to the Darkside....but the darkside is really the light side....and the Escapist is that Darkside light side.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Soda, good! Also, maybe I was trying to give you an excuse.[sub]ungrateful little...[/sub]
Also use 'Subject' when addressing someone.
Subject BT, never be an army recruiter!*hits Subject BT on head with cane*

 

[Sassafrass]

I think so, subject Max.
And that is why actors shouldn't be politicians.

And hi there, subject SodaKey.
As to what is going on here, whatever takes our fancy at the time.

 

[LynxParadox]

ok thank you for explaning that part subject Max